We're All Neighbours

Vat-grown from a heady stew of caffiene and self-abuse, meanbean divides his time between glorying in child-like wonder at the world around him and stocking up on reserves of hate to be later vented in times of strife and despair. If gently goaded, he may well enlighten you on a variety of unimportant subjects, such as the evils of Star Wars prequels and anorexic T4 presenters, through the medium of interpretive dance, although sometimes his enthusiasm gets the better of him; as such, he is not suitable for children under the age of 12. It is entirely possible you will see him on the news some day, although under what circumstances can only be guessed at...