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Published by bigmal at 11:09pm on Tue 15th November 2016. Viewed 2,589 times.

I saw him cycling up Mill rOAD yesterDAy Pissed As a faRT

Published by bigmal at 8:03pm on Tue 6th December 2016.

Doesn't surprise me. He's a fucking lech. I wasn't impressed by the way he looked at me on numerous occasions.

Published by B-bam at 10:34pm on Tue 6th December 2016.

He used to come into Andy's Records quite a lot. We all thought he was a dickhead. Stephen Fry clearly thinks he's a dickhead too, and as we all know Stephen Fry is always right about everything.

Published by John Techno at 11:30pm on Tue 6th December 2016.

His TV shows are pretty boring... you see him in the pub in Newnham quite a bit....

Published by Priority 23 at 8:29am on Wed 7th December 2016.

You see him in a lot of pubs. A lot of the time.

I once saw him leave his scarf in The Snug and followed him out to give it to him, he was so shocked that I wasn't tapping him on the shoulder for an autograph that when he whipped his head round in an expectant, yet angry manner, he forgot to say thank you to me for going out of my way to hep him.

At least that's the only explanation I can think of, other than heim being just a dickhead. Oh, wait...

Published by R0B3RT at 5:28pm on Wed 7th December 2016.

I think I am the only person in Cambridge who has never seen Rory around town.

I've never seen Stephen Hawking or Mary Beard either. I think it's a conspiracy.

Published by Silent Rob at 9:15am on Fri 9th December 2016.

An ex of mine worked for SH, she weighed black holes of all things. A mate used to wheel him around and people would come up and ask questions to him instead of Hawkins. He would listen to the question and say "I ain't got a fucking clue mate" and walk off with Hawkings giggling way.

Published by bigmal at 11:35am on Fri 9th December 2016.

Does Mary Beard actually exist, she's only seen on TV, these days they can do anything with computers.

Published by Priority 23 at 11:59am on Fri 9th December 2016.

I like how most people with the surname "beard" don't have a beard. Examples are Mary Beard and Frank Beard from ZZ Top.

I know that Frank Beard now has a small beard, but it doesn't count next to the other two in ZZ Top.

Published by Silent Rob at 12:13pm on Fri 9th December 2016.
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I saw SH once. Used to see Germaine Greer around. Never seen Clive James.

Published by John Techno at 12:15pm on Fri 9th December 2016.

I've never had a beard, I just look like I need to shave when I try and grow one. I've heard that Mary's Beard needs pruning...

Published by bigmal at 6:27pm on Fri 9th December 2016.

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