Is there anything worth seeing in Newmarket or is it just another small-town shit hole?

Advice please?

Neil/henry the 11th could give you a guided tour of his home town ;-]

Horses you stupid woman.

Newmarket has horses and racing but that's quite obvious...

There's a shite horse racing museum,
There's a quite good market - one of those that is like a huge Kailash - you can get cheap candles, bottles of shampoo but nothing really interesting,
There's a victorian clock tower at the end of the road,
There's a few interesting shops which sell cheap kitchen good and gardening items,
There's a Wimpy Bar so you can have a retro lunch,
There's a terrible nightclub.

That's about it... Yes - it's a bit shit.

I think there is an artical about Newmarket on www.cambridgepressuregroup in the same vain.

I hope you don't talk to Nina like that Neil!

I see you even donate to the E*D*L:

http://pastebin.com/UfN89H7A

And you fell into my trap nicely :)

mwhahahahahahahaha

oh, and i already know Newmarket is a shit-hole, but thanks for your informative post SR. You're aces x

Newmarket is just rubbish. If you are going there you might as well go a bit further and go to Bury St Edmunds. They have a cathedral, an Abbey, some tudor graves AND some decent cafes. There's much more to see.

no I'm not planning a trip. just luring Neil Lynn into my trap.

I see you are recorded on line 327, Neil from the the informative e'd'l donations list ;-]

Are you related to Vera Lynn, Neil? I`m sure you have sung a chorus or two of White Cliffs of Dover ;-]

who's the stupid one now, Neil?

Yeah I realised that after I posted BB. Still, never mind. Gives me something to do.

Do you scare the horses of Newmarket Neil, when you ride around on your vintage ajs matchless motorbike? I see you still advertise on the web for all to see to recondition these bikes name, address, email and phone number too ;-]

It's a shame the penultimate (that's second-to-last to you) letter of your postcode isn't an N, eh Neil.

Neil cruising Newmarket ;-]

So tell me nalynn, do you use your virgin or btinternet email account these days?

Does this mean that I can be main troll again?

"And it's all gone quiet over there..."

Yes troll, you're welcomed back into our collective bosom.

yes my darling, I'm doing this all for you, you know.

Hooray!

I'm feeling a bit of pressure now in all honesty.

don't feel you have to troll straight away. we can start off just spending some nice time together and relaxing in each other's company. there's is no pressure.

If you feel uncomfortable at any point, just say, and we can slow down. Or just talk, it's fine.

Well everyone know there are Horses in Newmaket. Even dragg know that woman

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What if I troll unexpectedly? Will you pretend not to mind?

It happens to everyone from time to time. The important thing is that you know you're trolling in a safe, friendly environment.

Actually Ted its another white rendered bungalow down that street, has white double glazed porch/conservatory at front. You can zoom in on house number to check before grabbing pic. Sorry to be pedantic ;-]

Drag or I mean dragg. I liked your artical on the web site about the boat people. Dont worry mate. I wont tell.

Kudos for shambling on as if your identity hasn't been rumbled. 10/10 for chutzpah, or whatever non-ethnic equivalent suits you.

With you being over 65 Neil least you don`t have to struggle getting upstairs in your bungalow. Who does the red scooter in driveway belong to? Where is your vintage bike ;-]

probably belongs to Nina, bless her.

the wrong house... damn...
can't see the red scooter...

oh I can now, down the drive...

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Wasn`t it last time Neil someone repeatedly posted your advert with your full name, address and phone number to help your reconditioning ajs matchless motorcycle business every time you replied on WAN. You disappeared after that. Was it you were worried that your vile nasty bigoted views on here could have consequences with the wereallneighbours users and lurkers. When you disappeared last time that help for linking your business on here stopped. Stay around and WAN will help with jampot reconditioning, let`s help Neil reap the benefits of loud and proud advertising.

I wonder if there's an Ikea in Newmarket?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14661582

William and Neil frequent Newmarket, dancing round their handbags on a Saturday, it's not far from William's house, the 6 mile difference gives them all the inside gossip for their punchy articles.

Keep pushing it and I'll publish his full address.

You didn`t bump this thread Grameplay/henry the 11th/Maxmanplus/Neil Lynn. You bumped loads of threads last time you were here a few years back. Your online personna always gives yourself away, history repeating itself Neil ;-]

Just look at the sheer number of £1 type shops on newmarket high street.
if you want to see real vileness, try the PALOMINO PUB
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=palomino+pub...
The place stinks, they haven't changed the carpets since 1978 and the customers are the same too.

I went to a few gigs at the Palomino about 10 years ago. One time my dad took me because his uncle lived just down the road. I thought less of my great uncle after that.

The library in that horrible shopping centre always has books for sale outside. That's a good thing, because the books in library sales are always very cheap and cheap books are obviously a very good thing.

Unfortunately, the books are always really crap.

Apparently, the chip shop near the pet shop on the other side of the horrible shopping centre does nice haddock.

I used to work at that library. Would nab all the decent non-fiction withdrawn stock.

Also.
I've noticed that Newmarket has a larger than normal number of larger than normal mum types pushing those buggies that contain a larger number than average number of children, you normally see in those buggies
Newmarket supermarkets also sell more chicken nuggests than anyehere else in europe apart from Corby, liverpool and Scotland.