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What does Bigmal keep in his sporran?

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Published by Wrongfellow at 3:08pm on Tue 11th September 2007. Viewed 2,493 times.

Frightened children.

Published by ax_coterie at 3:09pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

His hand :)

Published by joosypigeon at 3:10pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

His own private universe where Scotland is good.

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 3:12pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

a big haggis supper so he has a plentiful supply of chips for his shoulder :)

Published by katemac at 3:13pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

Crumpled and used blurry long lens polaroids of Barryella Scott in the shower.

Or the eyes of his deceased moggy.

Published by ababoonsass at 3:17pm on Tue 11th September 2007.
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Sheena Easton - well has anyone seen her in years???

Published by steve w at 3:18pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

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Published by World Music World (not active) at 4:45pm on Tue 11th September 2007.
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Imaginary tickets to a World Cup Final that features the Scottish?

Published by Mr-Grey at 6:05pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

Imaginary tickets to any final (cup or otherwise) that features the Scottish?

How about a signed photo of the Olympic Gold-medal winning curling team?

Published by Mr-Grey at 6:08pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

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Published by thandor the redeemer (not active) at 6:34pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

The love child of Nessie and Ally McCoist?

Published by the_phantom_s at 7:46pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

Special Patrol Group.

Published by mowgli at 9:17pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

> The love child of Nessie and Ally McCoist?

So that's where Gillian McKeith went to.

Is the sporran made from Alan Hanson's beard, it went missing before the MofD on Saturday?

Published by Smithy at 9:34pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

Whats this... whats is this.... .bunch of English bastas .
ha ha very funny
i have your names ,i know where you all live . and i know what pubs you drink in ,.?!!!
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if any one asks me how tae say CURLY WURLY i will kill you.

Published by bigmal at 10:00pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

P.S. wrongfellow you are Especially marked .

Published by bigmal at 10:03pm on Tue 11th September 2007.

Hehe:))
next deleted for repetition...wouldn't want to laugh too loudly...in case...;)

Published by Virginie at 11:18am on Wed 12th September 2007.
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Published by Virginie at 11:18am on Wed 12th September 2007.

if any one asks me how tae say CURLY WURLY i will kill you.

So that sporran's full of deep fried Curly Wurlies?

Published by Wrongfellow at 12:20pm on Wed 12th September 2007.

More to the point, what does the frankly bonkers Jesse Rae keep under his?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOad0FU9zF8&mode=related&search=

Published by Dr Rhythm at 12:44pm on Wed 12th September 2007.

He keeps a little toy taxi so he can pull it out and remind himself of working days.

Published by ababoonsass at 12:45pm on Wed 12th September 2007.

my keys and spare change

Published by bigmal at 6:52pm on Wed 12th September 2007.

Madeleine McCann?

Published by Wrongfellow at 12:07pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

"My keys and spare change"

Keys for a broken car and cab fare home!

Published by ababoonsass at 12:08pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

my car is fixed now you arse .soon i shall be cleaning the streets of scum again .be warned they`r are some people on wan who should be very afraid .

Published by bigmal at 1:12pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

"All the squirrels in the world are girls" - are kept in Big Mal's sporran

Published by anony at 1:16pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

Rawlplugs!

Published by mowgli at 1:18pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

a complete set of the Universal Enciclopaedia?

Published by Virginie at 1:29pm on Thu 13th September 2007.

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