To publish content you need to register for a free account or login.

/ Homepage / Idle Chat /

SHOCKING NEWS

I can reveal, exclusively, that tallthinkev is neither thin NOR tall!

In fact, he's a short arse, measuing a very feminine 5 foot 2 inches.

DO NOT BE DECEIVED!

Published by Systematic Abuse at 11:54pm on Wed 23rd August 2006. Viewed 1,815 times.

I already knew this

Published by General lee at 12:31am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Yup I knew this too, Oh do keep up ppl. you know what they say... Dont believe all that you read... Or you could say Hey! what's in a name....lol

Published by MissPoppy at 1:41am on Thu 24th August 2006.

You may be loling but frankly I think I should call the police!

Published by Systematic Abuse at 1:44am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Yes the advert is misleading I know. maybe we should rename him Short Fat Kev We All Know...

Published by MissPoppy at 1:53am on Thu 24th August 2006.

He must be in bed I'm sure if he read this he would have answered by now

Published by MissPoppy at 1:54am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Oh maybe thats a little mean

Published by MissPoppy at 1:55am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by Green Mind (not active) at 8:16am on Thu 24th August 2006.

So what if he is short, I have never seen him abuse someone personally on this forum unless it is another friend like myself, chilled or honest tom, and he certainly wouldn't hid behind an anomonous name to do it.

I am sure that green mind hasn't got a green mind and that mr donkey is not a donkey - shocking!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 8:57am on Thu 24th August 2006.

OK it's have ago at Kev day again. But let's get some fact's right! Tall well no I'm 5' 4".
Fat no way I'm 10st 4lb and my BMI is 22 and the fact that I have lost 3 1/2st has nothing to do with it. Is there anything else you want to have ago at? How about my epilepsy and the 3000mg of Keppa and the 500mg of Lamotrigine I have to take aday to stay alive? Will that do? Is the next thing about my dyslexia, my sleep disorder or that I have broken my back twice or will you go straight to the fact that I can't see my son anymore or that my grandmother is dying. How about I'm not allowed to drive haven't been on holiday for 5 1/2 years
Is there anything I have missed? Is there something would you care to enlighten me or anyone else about?
I don't think General Lee is a real General but I don't go on about.
You joined WAN yesterday and this is the first thing you want to say?
So Systematic Abuse tell us a bit about youself. Or are you just a self deluded fuck wit?

Published by tallthinkev (not active) at 8:58am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Kev, don't let him get to you, he is obviously an arse

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:00am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by The Chocoholic (not active) at 9:12am on Thu 24th August 2006.

He's obviously living up to his username of Systematic Abuse

Published by rishistar at 9:14am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I like kev , he is sweet .

Published by General lee at 9:37am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I like kev , he is sweet

Lets not go to far! hee hee, I'll defend kev as I don't think he deserves to have that sort of malicious thread posted about him, but I would never call him sweet!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:40am on Thu 24th August 2006.

It doesn't look to me like it was intended to be malicious! :S

Published by katemac at 9:41am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Don't worry chap's I think I know who it is.

Published by tallthinkev (not active) at 9:44am on Thu 24th August 2006.

ok, malicious is a bit of a strong word, but posting anominously on a public forum something like that about someone is just wrong.

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:44am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Yeah .... imagine the uproar if he had told a joke as well 1!! :o)

Published by General lee at 9:49am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Yeah .... imagine the uproar if he had told a joke as well 1!! :o)

There would have been the first cambridge lynch mob is a coupla hundred years :-)

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:50am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Nah out here in haverhill we have lynch mobs , 10 year olds wearing burberry

Published by General lee at 9:51am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Next we'll be finding out you are neither rich nor a pageboy!

Published by katemac at 9:52am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I am not called lee

Published by General lee at 9:53am on Thu 24th August 2006.

not a page boy, and my name is richard, sob, my secret is out, I'm going into hiding!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:56am on Thu 24th August 2006.

good

see ya

*giggle*

Published by General lee at 9:56am on Thu 24th August 2006.

hpmm!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 9:57am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Ohh look a strop :o)

bloody muscians :o)

yay for trivalising nasty thread

Published by General lee at 9:58am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I'm taking my ball home!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 10:01am on Thu 24th August 2006.

good , it was a rubbish ball anywasy

Published by General lee at 10:04am on Thu 24th August 2006.

taking my jumper as well, try playing football with only one goal post!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 10:15am on Thu 24th August 2006.

thats why you didn't do well as we were playign gaint snooker !

Published by General lee at 10:17am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by actionfist (not active) at 10:18am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I am actually an Ax (but without an 'e') and I live in a Coterie.

Oo that rhymes. :S

Published by ax_coterie at 10:18am on Thu 24th August 2006.

My name's not actually Matt H. It's Everard Hypolite.

Published by Matt H at 10:19am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I am neither foxy nor smashing. Sorry, everyone.

Published by Foxysmasher at 10:20am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Errr I'm not aqctually that chilled all the time. I know I know, it's shocking and hard to belive but It's sadly true.

Published by chilledout35 at 10:21am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Hairyarsenal doesn't have a hairy arse allegedly. Though I haven't seen it myself.

Published by rishistar at 10:22am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by actionfist (not active) at 10:22am on Thu 24th August 2006.

I am shocked by all your confessions

Published by Rich page (not active) at 10:28am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by The Chocoholic (not active) at 10:33am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Ok madam , wieght ? distination ? no names (i watched the transporter ) ( and my smell check is broken )

Published by General lee at 10:36am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by The Chocoholic (not active) at 10:38am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Take care petal !

Published by General lee at 10:39am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 10:42am on Thu 24th August 2006.

Don't believe Chocoholic. She's lying to you all. She really loves choc an is cunningly trying to convince you that you should part with yoours.
Down with this sort of devious behavior. Baaa
(that's not a sheep noise BTW)

Published by chilledout35 at 10:44am on Thu 24th August 2006.

are you a farmer?

Published by General lee at 10:45am on Thu 24th August 2006.

choc I'd be happy to help in any way I can with the disposal of the vile stuff. Also we could picket Thorntons in town to tell customers that there items are evil and we can take it off there hands. We could also hold a meeting to find out which type of chocolate is the worst, but this will mean having to test the stuff it's self to make sure we have our facts right.
IT'S A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!!

Published by tallthinkev (not active) at 10:51am on Thu 24th August 2006.

And I am not a lizard with three heads.
Why do people take this small part of the internet so seriously??

Published by Three Headed Lizard at 1:28pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

I am Rishi and I one day I will achieve imortality through stardom.

Then I truly will be famous always ;-)

Published by rishistar at 1:38pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

IT SHOULD BE UNDERSTOOD.. that delivering insults to TTK is an exclusive right held by those who have stood on a stage with him. He is one of the few who looks up to all his fellow player, cos he has to... and we have earned that right by virtue of playing alongside him. five foot two is not efeminate you twat, I myself am 4 ft 12 and chilles is 5 ft 1, Fat Rich is 4ft 6 and weighs in at 21 st (with harry not sitting on his knee), Cyst-amatic abuse is either a bed wetting little prick or someone you have spoken to at a bar Kev!!!!

And Rich is right, ( FOR ONCE ONLY)

right Kev, there we are, we all stuck for you mate.. NOW.. back in your cage till next week there's a good fellow

Published by honest tom at 2:01pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

How about those who have just stood on me?

Published by tallthinkev (not active) at 3:37pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

sadly kev, its part of life I am afraid, either (a) they have heard you vocalise or (b) you have tried to chat them up. If you are going to top yourself, do it before friday at 10 or you will miss the sat edition of the cam even news, their cut off is noon friday.

Published by honest tom at 3:55pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

And Rich is right, ( FOR ONCE ONLY)

what about?

I'll defend kev as I don't think he deserves to have that sort of malicious thread posted about him, but I would never call him sweet!

or

but I would never call him sweet!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 3:59pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

dunno mate, that was before I shampood the carpet and fed the fish. day off and house to muck out! did i get the weight right or was lee still on your lap?

Published by honest tom at 4:02pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

Deleted Post

Published by royston (not active) at 4:08pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

has flash-forwards to catching the chicken and a haitian ritual!

Published by Dejavoodoo at 4:54pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

did i get the weight right
off I am afraid but thanks for the thought!

has flash-forwards to catching the chicken and a haitian ritual!

I am truely scared of you now Deja!

Published by Rich page (not active) at 4:57pm on Thu 24th August 2006.

Post a Reply

You either need to register for a free publisher account or login to post content on this website.