Death Pool 2017
Shane MacGowan
Published by bigmal at 12:09am on Wed 4th January 2017. Viewed 4,285 times.
Esther Rantzen; farming equipment incident, November.
John Craven; wolves, August.
Barbara Windsor; trips over a pug in Croydon and breaks skull on pavement, September.
Wrongfellow; misaligned crystal energy fucking up his chakras, May.
Rupert Murdoch; with a bit of luck, soon.
Published by John Techno at 12:31am on Wed 4th January 2017.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 12:45am on Wed 4th January 2017.
Esther Rantzen .. Didn't know she died, that's life i guess
Published by Priority 23 at 12:08pm on Wed 4th January 2017.
Groans
Published by bigmal at 1:52pm on Wed 4th January 2017.
Prince Phillip - the new Thatcher of death pools.
Clive James - Cancer.
Chuck Yeager - broke the sound barrier, hates the UK.
Olivia De Havilland - ancient film star.
Chuck Berry - Marty McFly copyist
Denis Norden - Presenter of outtakes
Jimmy Carter - Not had a US president go for a while
Bruce Forsyth - Any day now
Tom Baker - I'll be gutted when this one happens.
Jake LaMotta - Alcoholic, wife beater and raging bull. How he's managed to make it to 93 I don't know.
Published by Silent Rob at 8:14am on Thu 5th January 2017.
WAN
Published by Vindaloon at 10:12pm on Sun 8th January 2017.
WAN, like Tony Hart, has been dead for years.
Published by John Techno at 1:13am on Mon 9th January 2017.
WAN is the living dead of websites, like a zombie that refuses to die even when its body parts have been scattered to kingdom come.
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:18am on Mon 9th January 2017.
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