Big Fight

I went for my morning walk with Mr Poopsey Jingles and took him into the other garden at the coop .
He is a little bit too curious for his own good .There is an old rabbit hutch in the corner and Poopsey put his head in then all hell broke loose .
Fuck me one of the other coop cats was in there enjoying a nice kip .The cat is massive and started to kick the fuck out of my kitten .So I stood and watched thinking this the best way , but the bigger cat (i forget its name) would not stop .I screamed out and shooed the other cat away and poopsey ran off .Well bugger me the other cat saw this , side stepped me and attacked Mr Jingjes again .Well this time I sent the wee bastard into touch .
Mr Jingles thankfully has no scars but has been shooken up big time and is covered in shit :-(

Awwww..... Why do big cats pick on kittens? I thought that wasn't supposed to happen.

poor old kitten :(

If it isn't too hurt then it probably isn't too bad a thing - will teach Jingles a few street smarts, but still not very nice for either you or bigJ.

I think its the old pretender -young pretender thing .He has has had a few stand offs with other cats , but as far as I know , this is his first big kick in .
I think given the chance the other cat would have killed Mr Jingles .It was quite a beating :-(

My two are avaliable for hire if you want some protection :)

I've seen them tag team against a nasty un-neutered Tom in the area and win... First time I have ever seen cats gang up against another one but I guess they got fed up with him crapping in their garden.

Would this be the Swan Terrace garden and a big tabby and white fucker/ invader of David Street cat flaps?

he sounds like a mean kitty, but i reckon my cat ron could take him, ron is now the official daddy of william smith close.

I have found out the name of the bullying Coop cat it is -Monkey , and the owner is Jeff Burns
, some of you will know him as Dj Mr Burns .....boooo hissssss

Well thats it Mr Burns your cat is a marked ma....eh ..cat .

Hey Marcosbubble ..
No mate this cat is dark brown with light brown blotches .
Not the white turtle shell masked marauder of The David Street cat flaps .

I thought of Mr Jingles this morning when my cat left his enormous Valentine's present of crap in the litter tray and found myself musing 'wonder if that's more stinky than Bigmal's kitten's farts?' !!

Hope he's ok ;)

ar the David Street Burmese. Know it well, very freindly with bi-peds but not other cats. Belongs to my girlfriends neighbour. Although it has been seen of a few times by my girlfriends 17 year old, semi retired bruiser!

ah the david street burmese, ron used to fear him but no longer!!! I think they must have had a massive scrap or possibly come to an arrangement where burmese stays on david street and ron (smallish black cat with white bits) runs william smith close

Shrinking Burmese (Marcelle)empire then ! First William Smith gone, then next door gone(before my girlfriend moved in our garden was his territory) . And even occasional incursions by girlfriends female torty into his own garden these days.
How high the mighty have fallen.

Yey, William Smith - I used to live there. If anyone lost a steak about 1998 then that was our cat who nicked it. Sorry.

Lost a lamb chop circa 1999 Smithy, but actually, thinking about it that wasn't when I lived in the wiggity wiggity Wild Wild West!

Our cat (and me, obviously!) lives near you Mal. Been trying to encourage him to make new friends, but he's a bit shy. He'll be nice to poopsey jingles, he only picks on mice.

Hey MissRegaling do we know each other . I am usually very good at sussing out people "cough" ask wrongfellow . Your kitty would love the CooP I'm sure .It is cat heaven .

Yes you do know me bigmal, and my kitty indeed already loves the co-op.

Oh for gawds sake . Is this going to be another one of these teasers . Ok Ok Where do I know you from .

Going further of topic. Whats the Duke of Argyll pub like.? Is it as grim as it looks from the outside

I would rather go into Loco on a Friday night wearing a tutu with " i like to be spanked " written on my bare chest , than go into the Duke of Argyle .
Thats where they filmed the Slaughtered Lamb " you made me miss "scene from -An American Werewolf In London , but without the laughter .

Bigmal - I'm looking at your front door right now! And no, I'm not stalking you, it is in fact the view from my window.

Marcosbubble - It's not as grim as it looks from the outside, it is in fact grimmer!

so kind of place to go to hire a hitman, fence goods etc, And not a place to suddenly discover a desire to come out of the closet.

Quite. Tho I'd say the Loco's a better bet if you're after a hitman.

I dont own a baseball cap so not sure they would they would let me in the Loco

I do think Cambridge-folk in general are a little wussy about the supposedly "rough" pubs. I've drank* in the Duke of Argyll and Loco on occasion and they're really pretty tame. Get a grip people!

*or "I've drunk"? Never sure which is right...

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So to summarise this thread.

Miss R knows big mac who owns a kitten called jingles who was attacked by a monkey owned by Monty Burns. The monkey may or may not have been marauding around Davids cat flap. Part of the Siamese cat empire although the peasant cats are revolting. The emperor himself had a fight over some strawberries with Ron the don cat of William Smith close and stays away now.(but not his morning as I was heading to work)
Meanwhile somebody nicked the Duke of Argyll's lamb chop in 1999. The Duke went Loco and hired a hitman with a baseball bat. Oh and I'm an anteloper who really should get on with some work or at least sod of to the gym!

I think the person in the room next to me is wondering what on earth I am up to as I am inadvertently making strange noises as I try hard to control my laughing at this most apt summary!

MissRegaling are you mrs Pel ??

Er, no. Look out yer front door and I'll give you a wave

MissRegaling sorry I missed you are you still around for a wave .

Yep

I really did lose a lamb chop in 1999 - enjoying a lovely summers BBQ and just put my plate down on the ground for a moment, then spotted a spritely young kitten running down the garden with it in it's mouth! The kitten was not much bgger than the chop itself.

We got two cats, and they live with our Rabbit called Stew. No trouble. They get along fine...

Rabbit Stew, yum!

MissRegaling...Hmm, doesn't Rabbit taste fine, but Stewie is an old Rabbit and he might be a bit tough!....

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Wabbit is indeed quite a tough meat, especially oldies! Perhaps best not to stew Stewie then.

lol ... i would have more sympathy for jingles if the little swine hadn't totally eviscerated my lovely datura plant :-b

Perhaps poopsey needs to get out more. I'm look forward to meeting this intrepid, eviscrating, sweet little kitten in the garden at some point.

DespairTyre not another one .Do we know each other .

Christ we live with each other . thats it Im off .
Goodbye Wan goodbye cruel world .

sounds like a line from a cliff richard song "...its so funny, how we don't talk anymore.." :)

has he gone? :)

I'm going to defend Monkey.having made her acquaintance at a recent party, she is in fact a lovely cat, just a bit skittish. its something to do with her past apparently. the kitten probably made her jump.
cat psychotherapy anyone.

I finally met the lovely Mr Jingles today. He's a cutie indeed.

I bet he kicks the crap out of that cat every day now he's grown up.

No Mr Poopsey Jingles still gets his arse whipped by monkey. He does a lot better though.

You should start taking him to your training sessions, that'll soon put a bit of bastard in him.

I think Mr Jingles avoids our side of the alley and beyond the woodpile these days. Understanble really given on going struggle between Siamese, my girlfriends ginger cat and big black and white.

Would that be the really friendly Siamese tom who lives down that way? The one who climbs on your shoulder if you squat to stroke him? If so, I thought he'd moved - he's a lovely cat. I saw him run under a car when a woman approached with two King Charles spaniels once; which I thought was a bit strange for any cat, let alone a Siamese since Siamese are hard as nails, evil as hell and cleverer than the average human. Then, when they went past, he suddenly shot out from under the car, smacked one of the dogs round the face and jumped up onto a fence to laugh at them. It was all over so fast the dog had no idea what had just happened. I'd have felt sorry for it if it wasn't a dog.

Haha!

If we are talking neutured tom then yes. Often seen Argyl street, David st and William Smith close. However, he is not so friendly to most other cats and nearly killed our old cat about 2 and half years ago. That said, Big Mals cat used to hang out with him and no animosity whatsoever

That's Siamese for you - they're much stronger than most cats and throw their weight around a bit. Bit of a bugger really, but we can't expect cats to have the same view on violence that we do I suppose.