Why vegetarians should be force fed with lard

OK OK :) it turns out there was a piece on the Newcastle University website by that name that has been pulled. Here is an extract . . .

Most vegetarians are women. In Britain, a person is doubly likely to suffer from vegetarianism if he is female...when men split up from their veggie girlfriends, they near invariably start enjoying meat again. This goes to prove amongst other things that men really will do ANYTHING for sex.

Read more about it here . . .
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/12/newcastle_veggie_site/

For vegaterian romance go here . . .
http://www.veggieromance.com/

Humourless bunny huggers.

mungbean mongheads

Humourless bunny huggers.

F@#k off it's not funny

What was that about hugging a bunny . . . form an ordely que :)

hehe : )

Would that make your bunny ears boing up . They are drooping in pic .

F@#k off it's not funny

Eating a koala might be interesting, don't they get stoned on eucyliptus plants all day - one hell of a space cake

> Would that make your bunny ears boing up . They are drooping in pic .
They are a bit flaccid :)

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What F£$%^ next? mineral rights?

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Veggies tast better if they eat maderia soaked mushrooms first , makes it kinda longpig with pate filling

Ew *gags*

The best thing about The Register article is that they consider "Devil rabbit terrorises village" to be a "Related Story" :-)

I like links which expose the weaknesses of men;)

we have no weaknesses, just "lovable flaws"

If I was a vegetarian, I'd eat myself.

if i had two less vertebrae, i'd eat myself.

no weaknesses?...pay attention to men's eyes and jaws in the streets and pubs at this time of year...it's generally quite funny;)

Two more vertebrae, I'd be a happy bunny.

it's not a weakness. it's a lovable flaw. we don't have any weaknesses.

it's also possibly hotwired - i don't think we can help ourselves, or at the very least we have to make a superhuman effort to stop ourselves doing it.

>>Two more vertebrae, I'd be a happy bunny.

Are you lacking spine?;)

I can speak for every guy here in this room tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage. Boy, my folks are proud of me. "Bill, honey, you still doing that suck-your-own-cock bit?"
-- Bill Hicks 1992

I work at one of the unis, yesterday there were some girls sunbathing in bikinis outside one of the halls, this lad rode past on his bike, was so distracted that he ran headlong into a fence, oh how I laughed (secretly glad it wasn't me)

Maybe. Also flexibility. A bit of leverage never goes a miss.

>I work at one of the unis, yesterday there were some girls sunbathing in bikinis outside one of the halls, this lad rode past on his bike, was so distracted that he ran headlong into a fence, oh how I laughed (secretly glad it wasn't me)

That was me.

>>was so distracted that he ran headlong into a fence, oh how I laughed

aaaaw...bless...no weaknesses hey?;)

i refer the honourable lady to my previous post

Ahh but you see this is why all these veggie/yoga loving fraks must do it. I mean there has to be some benefit.
I mean I can understand the blokes, christ if we can't find a woman then soft furnishings will do but why do these Wimmin' Do it?

I have weaknesses and I like them to be weaknesses...i like to call them lovable weaknesses;)...i prefer to be weak than flawed;)

did i kill it?...:(

They should be force fed pate by the shovel load.