Does anyone know a good window cleaner?
I can't see out of my windows and my ladder isn't very long. Even if it was long enough, I'd still rather pay someone else to climb it as I'm rather fond of my pelvic girdle. Its time to GSI !
Published by gellar at 11:41pm on Wed 10th May 2006. Viewed 1,312 times.
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Published by royston (not active) at 11:49pm on Wed 10th May 2006.
But can he grip a squeegee in his cold dead skeletal hands?
Published by gellar at 11:51pm on Wed 10th May 2006.
If you listen to the lyrics you'll find he wasn't a 'good' window cleaner ;-0
Published by rishistar at 12:06am on Thu 11th May 2006.
But he always gave a good tune as he worked.
Published by boredbeyond at 12:25am on Thu 11th May 2006.
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Published by royston (not active) at 1:12am on Thu 11th May 2006.
Well done for digging up those lyrics. I always get mixed up with Goerge Formby and George Foreman with his lean mean grilling machine.
Published by boredbeyond at 1:16am on Thu 11th May 2006.
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Published by royston (not active) at 1:28am on Thu 11th May 2006.
"when my meat turns cinders"
Published by boredbeyond at 1:32am on Thu 11th May 2006.
George Formby
Nah, he's too busy touring his new EP.
Published by Robadob at 1:48am on Thu 11th May 2006.
Is that a new gadget for easy poaching?
Published by boredbeyond at 1:50am on Thu 11th May 2006.
no, it's an excited pendulem
Published by Lord Smythe at 1:55am on Thu 11th May 2006.
I'm a very good window cleaner. Are you serious?
Published by bigsoulstew (not active) at 12:23pm on Thu 11th May 2006.
Dear bigsoulstew.
Yes I am serious. I can't see out of my windows. I don't want to climb a big ladder with a bucket of water as I will doubtless fall and make a huge mess on the pavement below.
As much as I am grateful to now have the lyrics to 'when I'm cleaning windows' it does not assist me with current problem.
So provided you have your own big ladder and are not a serial killer, you're hired.
Published by gellar at 8:25pm on Fri 12th May 2006.
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Published by Holliy (not active) at 9:05am on Sat 13th May 2006.
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Published by royston (not active) at 11:03am on Sat 13th May 2006.
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