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2017 WAN awards

Not sure why we still bother, but hey...

WANNer of the year:
Cunt of the Year:
Person of the Year:
Event of the year:

Published by Silent Rob at 7:24am on Fri 1st December 2017. Viewed 3,581 times.

Lest we forget!
WANer of the year 2008: Jude1
WANer of the year 2009: Silent Rob
WANer of the year 2010: Lord Lucan
WANer of the year 2011: Troll
WANer of the year 2012: John Techno
WANer of the year 2013: Arthur CRS
WANer of the year 2014: Bigmal
WANer of the year 2015: Wrongfellow
WANer of the year 2016: Joosypigeon

Published by Silent Rob at 7:24am on Fri 1st December 2017.

WANer of the year:
It is shocking that B-Bam has never won it, especially with her tireless dedication to LOL.


Cunt of the Year:
Trump

Person of the Year:
Corbyn

Event of the year:
Election, still laughing.

Published by Silent Rob at 7:58am on Fri 1st December 2017.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 7:58am on Fri 1st December 2017.

WANNer of the year: B-Bam all the way. Should have had her turn raising the fabulous golden trophy years ago.
Cunt of the Year: Too many to list. Donald Trump and the entire Republican party, Theresa May and the entire Tory party (special mentions for Gove, Johnson, Patel, Rees-Mogg, Davis and Hammond) and Putin are just a few deserving candidates. Also BigMal, obviously ;-)
Person of the Year: I'll say Corbyn too. I don't agree with him on everything, but he's really put the wind up the Tories and that's always a good thing.
Celebrity Death of the Year: Charles Manson. Plus Geoff Toothill.
Event of the year: 23:59:59, 31.12.17. Sooner this clusterfuck of a year is over the better.
Cat of the Year: Tigger of Sawston.
"You're A Bunch Of Flat-Earth, Witch-Burning Fuckwits, But You May Have Derailed Brexit So Reluctant Thanks For That" Award of the Year: The DUP
Foodstuff of the Year: Marmite.

Published by John Techno at 12:00pm on Fri 1st December 2017.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 9:57pm on Tue 5th December 2017.

WANner of the year: Boudicea Bambaataa, for being number one on the LOLometer.
Cunt of the Year: Your mum's.
Person of the Year: That guy. You know, wossisname.
Event of the Year: Well, I enjoyed that snowfall the other night.

Published by Wrongfellow at 11:55pm on Sat 2nd December 2017.

"Cunt of the Year: Your mum's."

LOL!

Published by John Techno at 11:50pm on Sun 3rd December 2017.

Event of the Year: Sailing a schooner dressed as a Viking.
WANner of the Year: Wrongfellow for keeping WAN running
Person of the Year: Golt to be Jeremy Corbyn innit
Celebrity Death of the Year: Bruce Forsyth
C*nt of the Year: The Tory Party
Word of the Year: Brexit

Published by bigmal at 9:37pm on Mon 4th December 2017.

Ha, finally.

Published by B-bam at 6:47pm on Fri 8th December 2017.

Think we've waited long enough, WANer of the year 2017 is BB! Speech! Speech! Lol.

Published by Silent Rob at 5:10am on Mon 18th December 2017.

Whythangyouverymuch

"LOL"

(That's my speech)

Published by B-bam at 11:24am on Wed 20th December 2017.

*applause*

I strongly suspected your speech would include the word "LOL" at least once. Less use of the word "COCK" than I expected though.

Published by Silent Rob at 12:06pm on Wed 20th December 2017.

Ha, well I was going to mention (again) the size of my member but decided to keep it clean for the kids, y'see.

Published by B-bam at 1:00pm on Thu 21st December 2017.

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