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Beetles

Little black ones. Thousands of them.

Anyone else getting sick of the damn things?

Published by Wrongfellow at 2:06pm on Sat 11th July 2015. Viewed 4,008 times.

Stand in a sunny spot wearing a yellow hi-vis. Following that experience, they won't seem so bad.

Published by John Techno at 7:52pm on Sat 11th July 2015.

I'm not 100% sure, because I haven't caught one in a situation where I was able to compare to a photograph, but I think they're Gastrophysa viridula, incidentally.

Published by John Techno at 9:38pm on Sat 11th July 2015.

I always thought they were highly overrated.

Published by bigmal at 1:10pm on Sun 12th July 2015.

Found a massive beetle clinging to my bedside lamp last night. Can't imagine how it came to be there.

Published by sam i at 2:21pm on Sun 12th July 2015.

"I always thought they were highly overrated."

They were crap until George got them all on acid. They did a few good things after that.

Published by John Techno at 9:37pm on Sun 12th July 2015.

The worst thing about the Beatles is that if you don't like them then no one really believes you. There are quite a few songs which never die, you hear the wretched things over and over again until you die, and if you don't like them then tough. Quite a few of these are by The Beatles.

Personally I don't mind them but anyone who hates the Beatles has my sympathies.

Published by Silent Rob at 8:59am on Mon 13th July 2015.

I think pretending not to like the Beatles is just affectation really.

Published by sam i at 9:47am on Mon 13th July 2015.

I think pretending not to like the Beatles is just affectation really

Like I said, if you say that you don't like them then everyone just assumes that you're making some kind of punk rock statement and doesn't believe you. I don't mind them myself but I'm sure that a few people must genuinely dislike them. Maybe.

Published by Silent Rob at 9:51am on Mon 13th July 2015.

It's one of those statements that tells you a lot about the person making it and nothing about the Beatles.

A bit like 'Shakespeare is boring' or 'Classical music is rubbish'.

Published by sam i at 10:07am on Mon 13th July 2015.

Yes, I'd agree with both of those.

Published by Silent Rob at 10:12am on Mon 13th July 2015.

yko ono was a good sex looking woman, she was wasted on john, who was ok looking but not as radient as that woman.

Published by Martin Alkone at 12:27pm on Mon 13th July 2015.

Hmmmm Sam I
So where did someone say they don't like that band on this thread?

Published by bigmal at 1:29pm on Mon 13th July 2015.

Cruel and a bit non-PC it may be, but I do like that "what's yellow and lives off dead beetles" joke.

Published by John Techno at 2:47pm on Mon 13th July 2015.

not you john, the lennem one. she lived off yoghurts in her attempts to be free of her fear of annanass and the pineapples.

Published by Martin Alkone at 7:09pm on Mon 13th July 2015.

So me, then. I'm secretly John Lennon, and Bigmal is Elvis.

Published by John Techno at 7:23pm on Mon 13th July 2015.

I think they're Gastrophysa viridula

According to that bastion of truthful reporting, the CEN, they're actually Meligethes aeneus.

Of course that doesn't make them any less annoying.

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/bug-s-life-billions-pollen-beetles-thr...

Published by Wrongfellow at 9:59am on Tue 14th July 2015.

If Dr. Alvin Helden says so, that's good enough for me!

Published by John Techno at 10:43am on Tue 14th July 2015.

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