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The Cambridge Monorail Route

So where should it go and where should it stop?

obviously not Mill Road :p

Published by foolscap (not active) at 12:44pm on Fri 19th June 2015. Viewed 6,734 times.

The supporting pillars should be strategically placed, obliterating the houses of those nimby types that oppose Sainsburys, cash machines and anything that isn't deemed overprice, quaint or organic.

Published by Priority 23 at 12:55pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

I would suggest a nice circular route so if someone gets drunk and falls asleep then they can go round and round all day.

I would suggest Orchard Park, Kings Hedges, Science Park, Chesterton Station, Ditton Fields, Airport, Cherry Hinton, Addenbrookes, Trumpington Road, Fen Causeway, Barton Road, West Cambridge Site, Madingley Road, Castle Street, Histon Road, Orchard Park.

Like Mill Road, all the main college buildings don't get to be served by the monorail.

Published by Silent Rob at 1:57pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

I've had a better idea. We should impliment a number of different lines:

One to link Orchard Park to Castle Street and the Town Centre.
One to link the Town Centre to Newmarket Road, Mill Road and then to the train Station.
One to link the Airport to Coldhams Lane, to Cherry Hinton
Finally, one to link the historic colleges to Addenbrookes.

A map of my proposed routes can be seen below.

Published by Silent Rob at 2:18pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

monorail

Map of proposed monorail routes.

Published by Silent Rob at 2:18pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

That does not look very much like a cock and balls, and as such I consider it a missed opportunity.

Published by sam i at 3:00pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

Nice Trlolling there SR :)

Published by foolscap (not active) at 5:37pm on Fri 19th June 2015.

Disappointed I've not been name and shamed for it! Took me at least 10 minutes! :(

Published by Silent Rob at 8:31am on Mon 22nd June 2015.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 8:31am on Mon 22nd June 2015.

Published by foolscap (not active) at 1:51am on Fri 7th August 2015.

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