i sew prawns into her curtain
That landlady bitch will smell the decay.... that'll teach her to not love forigners.
now i must pay more money for mu home. but she will smell the stink and her family will exclaime that they think it is her stinking.... ha ha.. i laugh at this as my revenge.
Published by Martin Alkone at 12:03pm on Wed 22nd April 2015. Viewed 4,503 times.
Which landlady Martin? Has she thrown you out?
Published by cherryhintonguy at 6:24pm on Wed 22nd April 2015.
You have rights here in the UK.
Published by cherryhintonguy at 6:56pm on Wed 22nd April 2015.
Maybe this post should be deleted?
Published by cherryhintonguy at 11:10pm on Wed 22nd April 2015.
Why?
Published by Wrongfellow at 10:24am on Thu 23rd April 2015.
Cue for a song...Tell me why!!! Can't you hear Jimmy hitting the high notes? Tell me why!
Published by cherryhintonguy at 10:51am on Thu 23rd April 2015.
We have a nutcase amongst us..prawns into curtains to spite someone? Idiot!! I bet you were a disastrous tenant from hell!
Published by cherryhintonguy at 7:33pm on Thu 23rd April 2015.
We have a nutcase amongst us..
So it seems.
Who's "we", cherryhintonguy?
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:14pm on Thu 23rd April 2015.
Published by foolscap (not active) at 2:33am on Fri 24th April 2015.
that woman forbibed me from making my brandy. i repaired my motorbike and she said it was a ruined her carpert.
now the prawns speak back at her ha ha.
Published by Martin Alkone at 8:03am on Fri 24th April 2015.
"The prawns told me to do it, your honour!"
Published by Wrongfellow at 9:42am on Fri 24th April 2015.
in my coutry i would drive my Lada geep into her house and reverse away laughing ha ha.
here i an a citizen of tha law, her i use crustacions to do my work.
Published by Martin Alkone at 12:48pm on Fri 24th April 2015.
I had a chat with a prawn once. We discussed Wagon Wheels, rabbits, Cervantes and how it's a good idea to check wild fungus in the reference book before consuming it.
Published by John Techno at 10:07pm on Fri 24th April 2015.
are you (martin) Nigel Farage in disguise!
Published by marcosthebubble at 1:37pm on Mon 27th April 2015.
you are insulting me with your words. i think you are the daughter of magrat thatcher the butcher of the mines and stealing milk woman of the childrens
Published by Martin Alkone at 12:32pm on Tue 28th April 2015.
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