Man, 86, kept stoat as sex slave
And the story's from the Daily Sport, so it must be true. http://usvsth3m.com/post/we-are-glad-they-protected-stoats-identity
Published by John Techno at 8:20pm on Mon 26th January 2015. Viewed 5,414 times.
I heard the stoat had to deal with a barrage of abuse from Twitter trolls calling it a slut and telling it not to wear short skirts.
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:27am on Tue 27th January 2015.
Get Otter Here!
You must have ferreted around for ages to get this one.
Published by Priority 23 at 12:52pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
Sounds like he paraded it around like some kind of badger-ve honour.
He must-e-lived alone for quite a while.
Published by Wrongfellow at 4:09pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
He wasn't very shrewd, was he?
Published by DeFrev at 4:49pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
I can't possibly click on the link, but did he try to weasel out of it?
Published by foolscap (not active) at 5:20pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
And this little beauty
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-accused-having-sex-sh...
Published by bigmal at 10:42pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
''sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses''
Insert obligatory "your mum" joke here.
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:51pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 11:52pm on Tue 27th January 2015.
I know a great joke about a weasel, a polecat, a stoat, a mink, a pine marten and a badger that go into a bar. I mustelid to you sometime.
Published by John Techno at 12:52am on Wed 28th January 2015.
You're ermine your money with that one!
Published by Priority 23 at 8:11am on Wed 28th January 2015.
He must bea - ver-y desperate to do that.
Published by DeFrev at 8:16am on Wed 28th January 2015.
De Frev makes another pun involving a mammal that isn't a mustelid - shrews and beavers are from an-otter family. ;-)
Published by John Techno at 4:39pm on Wed 28th January 2015.
De Frev did awfully well to even be able to think of two animals that aren't cows or dogs. Be grateful I made the effort young man!
PS I might continue to refer to myself in the third person. It has a ring to it.
Published by DeFrev at 4:51pm on Wed 28th January 2015.
This thread is stoatin man.
Published by bigmal at 5:45pm on Thu 29th January 2015.
Ah, the grand tradition of WAN punnery. I won't be coy-pu nitive measures could be taken.
Published by Kuryakin at 9:03pm on Tue 3rd February 2015.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 9:04pm on Tue 3rd February 2015.
I knew if you were badgered enough you'd come out!
Published by Priority 23 at 8:11am on Wed 4th February 2015.
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