So where is he, then?
That white-bearded twat. You know the one.
I've got more socks on my bed than you can shake a stick at, and not one of them is full of presents.
I'm starting to doubt that he even exists.
Published by Wrongfellow at 12:30am on Thu 25th December 2014. Viewed 4,549 times.
Dear Father Christmas,
I was bad all year and it was a lot of fun, so fuck off you fat judgemental bastard.
Cheers,
Me.
Published by John Techno at 1:49am on Thu 25th December 2014.
Sorry to break it to you like this but I think you guys are a bit too old for Santa so probably not on the list, since he's a creepy paedophile. Basically he's Jimmy Saville with more elves and raindeers (and more cowbell for all I know...).
Published by foolscap (not active) at 2:07am on Thu 25th December 2014.
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