Arrested after developement

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Staff-Tesco-near-Cambridge-receive-thr...

My head line was better, but then a backward child of 3 could write better than the CEN....

My favourite Britneyism of the day is the shop that single-handedly saw off three burglars without any human assistance:

"Masked raiders hurled a breeze block through the window of a Co-op store near Cambridge but were chased off only to return just days later to target the shop again.

The first attack on the Co-op in Cottenham High Street involved three men who were seen in an old black Renault Scenic

They took burglary tools from the vehicle but bungled the break-in before one of the raiders threw the breeze block into the front window of the store.

But the gang were disturbed by the victim and made off at high speed."

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Masked-raiders-hurl-breeze-block-op-ne...

a backward child of three could design a better website, alas work forces me to view it in IE (without adblocker) which makes it almost impossible to read an article, i'm holding a photocopy of a Glock to my head...

I reckon there will be no CEN within 5 years, never read such a pointless paper....

Never mind the story, look at the photo. I'm not an expert, but literally everything about it is wrong. You'd only need to take two steps to the right to be able to crop out the lamp post*, for a start.

*Edited to not say "crop out the pole," so as to avoid accusations of racism.

nicely saved

on the subject of guns, I noticed that legalising handguns is among some of the more controversial policies proposed by UKIP

Torygraph article on some of the stupid things that UKIP are proposing:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/11239826/Legalise-handgu...

I think they are also proposing reversing the smoking ban.

I've always been a bit confused about the thousands of British people who live and work abroad. Are UKIP going to demand that they all come home? Does their anti immigrant policy still apply to British and ex British immigrants?

What about children of migrants, born in the UK, will they be deported too?

Thread convergence: should all zoo animals be sent back to their own countries too?

Good point. Those f**king migrant Rhinos are a good example, all perverts, walking around with a permanent horn on. So violent as well, they don't give a toss for our hard working zoo keepers, and they expect all our benefits and stuff like that.....