JohnTechno changes his name after vist to Scotland
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
The Sherrif asked Mr Techno is there anything else you wish to add?
Mr Techno answered I though the bike was a magimix that I constantly wank into.
Published by bigmal at 9:58pm on Sun 1st June 2014. Viewed 3,327 times.
Yep; you got me. I'd like to point out that it was a much sexier bike than the Claud Butler in the photo, though.
Published by John Techno at 1:28am on Mon 2nd June 2014.
I'm a bit confused why this chap was prosecuted. Surely it was in a private bedroom between two consenting parties?
Published by Silent Rob at 8:33am on Mon 2nd June 2014.
A lot of people are bike-curious.
Published by Kuryakin at 12:48pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
No one wants to be known as the office bike.
Published by foolscap (not active) at 1:56pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
I wonder if that bike had a nice rack?
Published by DeFrev at 2:44pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
We should all Raleigh behind him.
Published by bigmal at 8:03pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
I'm going to back out of this one. If I start on bike puns I'll be unable to stop for months.
Published by John Techno at 11:38pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
I think you spoke for everyone, JT.
Published by DeFrev at 11:40pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
Seriously, I'd really go off On One, a real Giant Trek of puns. It'd last a fortnight, Orbea couple of months even. I was tempted to slip one into this post to see if anyone noticed, but I know some people on here are Wilier than others and would spot it. It'll be interesting to find out what you all come up with, though - I won't be online tomorrow but Alcyon Wednesday.
Published by John Techno at 11:49pm on Mon 2nd June 2014.
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