Boycot the Cats Protection League Charity Shop Mill Rd

Now as you all know I am not one to complain but...

Several months ago I bought a cat flap from said shop. I found out however that I could not use it as it was not fire proof. So I took it back to the shop only to find a change of staff had just happened and the monster doing the till would not give me my money back. I told her I had bought it less than an hour ago and this wimmin simpy told me that she did not have to return my money because she did not know how to tally the till. I suggeted that she simply leave a note explaining what has happened, but no she was too far up her pedsetal to be brought down.

I have since lost the reciept and have been told that I don't have proof that I bought the cat flap from the cat charity shop that I have been a customer of for the last twenty years.

So I have taken to standing outside her shop a couple of times a week and staring at this woman in the eye. Sometimes my friends join me but do't know why I just stand there staring in the window. I am thinking of making a poster simply stating "I still have the cat flap, give me back my money".

Anyway the other day I saw Jamie Oliver's most excellent "Ministry Of Food" book in the cat shop window and went in and purchased it. During this transaction the cat flap wimmin came out the back of the shop and we began staring at each other. I asked loudly for a receipt and then exited the shop feeling cat flap womans eyes on me every step of the way.

I feel rather disgusted with myself for backing down to her in the shop and not staring her down untill she went in the back room. So I ask YOU , people of WAN who will join me in my fight for justice? Who will join me staring in the window at this dispicable person? Who will join the CAT FLAP protest camp outside the shop on Mill Road...?

Let me get this right you want us to stare at her cat flap?

Several months ago I bought a cat flap from said shop. I found out however that I could not use it as it was not fire proof.

Is your cat on fire?

All cat charity shop worker stalkers should be required to wear cat beards.

www.google.co.uk/search?q=cat+beards

I wonder if Bigmal was the inspiration for Mr. Mann from Little Britain?

Oi Oi Oi!!! that's my Mam!!!!!!!

Why not donate your cat flap to the Cat Flap?

Cats stare at each other before they attack.
Did you hiss and get a 'Christmas tree tail' too?

What kind of a man bullies women? I have seen street dossers stare at cafe owners, but thought you were above that..Bigmal??
I bet you wouldn't harass a man like you do to her?

Lighten up dave30 ffs...

Me? You harass women. It's time you livened up and manned up.

dave30, are you batty?

as in batty the ex-waner who drives a cab and has erectile dysfunction?

Or are you just an "F"ing twat.

Driving a cab? No I don't drive. Bigmal...stop bullying a woman!!!

Yep an "F"ing twat...

Listen here young lady. In no way do I think I have more right to an opinion than anyone else just because I've been here for longer than them. But when you get new comers trying to make you out to be a cunt when they obviously don't have the mental capacity to know when someone is actually having a laugh should maybe FUCK OFF.

You have to watch your language. Maybe you should leave this site, and do not tell me to fxxx off, I am not a old woman, so behave.

Hahaha, yeah bigmal, behave (and learn to fucking spell).

Oh and dave30 people are asking you if your Batty because he was a Fing wanker as well.

Dave 30 =

Least you know where he lives with his Little Britain flag out.

Sadly i don't own the Flag, and wouldn't offend other cultures/nationalities by putting up a Union Jack flag. In Scotland they have the St Andrews flag up everywhere, yet English people can't. What a loads of wimps we are, and many are bullies of ladies in charity shops too!

You have to watch your language.

Incorrect.

was not aware that cat flaps were especially flammable. Its not like they are made of wood or straw. I will not be joining the boycott as my cat likes the little bags of cat nip they sell for a £1, and who am I to deny her that pleasure just coz big mal says

Yes he does.

^^^^I will not be joining the boycott as my cat likes the little bags of cat nip they sell for a £1

Not good enough, your on the list.

Bollocks. No he doesn't.

I am Punch, and you are Judy!

The best nip comes from Arjuna, according to my feline creatures.
They reckon the Neals yard one sucks.
They'll have to try the CPL version.
Apparently the best nip comes from Albania.

Fuckety, fuck, fuck. See you don't have to mind language on here as you told me before as a newbie.

Erm, couldn't we look at this from a different perspective? Most of the folk who work in the Catflap are senior citizens who unfortunately like other minority groups get picked on. I think this 'wimmin' spotted her opportunity and decided to turn the tables on ya Bigmal, coz she could. I know its rotten Bigmal, but from a social work perspective I think you could understand.....Also wouldn't it make a good dissertation title! On the other hand I think any cat owner should buy their cat a new non-secondhand catflap. Did you not think that a previous cat could have spilt their faeces/bile or blood or even died trundling through that flap. Eurgh! Bigmal, if ya wanna be responsible for another being then you need to do it properly, with no shortcuts!

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Ahem at Jude48 ... It was a brand new catflap that I got for Mr Poopsey Jingles thankyou very much. However I could not use it in the CooP because it was not fire proof! Comprehendi?
Mr Poopsey Jingles is also
A/ Insured
B/ Nutered
C/ Microchipped
D/ Has his own Facebook page

Can you say the same for your pussy?

I would like to see the facebook page for her pussy.

High 5

Incidentally Jude_34 where were you and the pigeon going the other day all done up to the 9s?

Agnes and Mohammed's wedding reception at the 3 Horseshoes. No I can't say that about my pussy, coz I don't have one! Enjoyed watching your straddle:))

You don't have a pussy! I am very proud of my straddle as well. Do you like my leather trousers?

Don't harass my mum at that shop ever again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be waiting for you Bigmal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Onoes, Bigmal! You're in trouble now!

I think dave30 wants to bum bigmal. I think bigmal will let him.

Language Timothy!

Ok Bigmal, so regarding the catflap its probably not best to rely on charities for goods and service, as they have volunteers working for them and provide bric a brac and clothes for the likes of meself. However you can always rely on Tesco for goods...and they like to go the xtra mile for customer service. Is that lyric correct?

sorry i'm an interfering giblets sucker

What kind of freak makes a fake name to get at me? Bigmal=dave30

I will be watching out for you at the shop!!!

Freak out , cat vomit, freak out, dog bottom, freak out serious stench.....

This may be just me but I don't think that Dave30 adds much to these boards.

Try the News boards, dave. Full of Talksport blokes. You'd feel right at home there.

Yer Dave, do one.......

There is a fake Dave30 now. I am sure it's bigmal being a flamer. He goes under Dave3O.

I am Dave30 and NOT Dave3O! What kind of loser fakes a profile to seek revenge?

Your base racist attitude is frankly vomit inducing. Yet you are clearly rumbled by some one that fakes your stupid handle on wan.
Spare a thought for all the hundreds of people you have offended you utterly horrible little man. Why should any one care about you.

Big mal is quiet. he spends he time bullying and harassing women at the charity shop. What a freak! I am waiting for your appearance..bully boy!!!

I like touching my self, whilst looking at pictures of fish

^Were you sacked as a fishmonger dave30?

I stood outside the shop today for a few minutes but alas my nemesis was not in.

We have you on cctv now and can now take action.Stop harassing my mum!!!

We have you with Union Jack outside your house whole of Cambridge knows lol.

kNOCK ON THE DAMN DOOR THEN! Wrong house !!!!!!!!!!!

Well dave's gone

50% sale in The Cat Flap on Saturday. R u gonna go Bigmal? I should start early to beat the queues!

Loads of junkiecats are going to be stocking up on cheap 'nip.

Come with me Jude-37

The ladies always come with Bigmal.

At least once!!

Via a cat flap.

The ladies always come with Bigmal.

if anybody heading into the cat flap notices either a possible wizard of oz costume give me a shout. Do not need until late February. I am thinking either scarecrow or dorothy although it would need to be a large gingham dress as i am a medium size male! I could look at fancy dress shops but that just feels unoriginal and expensive

I can't I've got coffee with a friend and then I need to study..

I had a run in with the Mill Road beast on Saturday. We had to talk to each other because no one else could partake in the transaction unfolding in the arena. We locked horns and I nearly told her to shut up and shave but, I managed to hold my tongue and buy a soup bowl.
I then went outside and starred at her for 10 minutes.
God that felt good.

Who's the Mill Road Beast?

The old woman that volunteers in the cat flap with the mustache.

Sounds scary......
There was a hermaphrodite woman who worked at International Stores in Saffron Walden when I was a kid....
She was was scary.
Maybe she's the Catflap woman's mum?