Rozzer Watch
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Drug-users-snared-at-Cambridge-fl...
"lurking officers’s ambushes" - I'm not sure that the police are actually supposed to lurk - sounds a bit criminal!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 3:12pm on Fri 26th April 2013. Viewed 5,983 times.
This topic has been edited, last edit at 2:56pm on Mon 6th January 2014.
I wonder if any rozzers lurk on WAN?
Published by arthurCRS at 3:18pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
I hide all my drugs in the text-only version.
Published by arthurCRS at 3:19pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
I bet they do!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 3:19pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
Damn. We'd better stop talking about Bigmal's meth lab, then.
Published by Wrongfellow at 4:07pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
"pouncing on their prey"
Make them sound like leopards or summat.
Published by Old Rocker at 4:26pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
Hey, at least they're lurking, pouncing, snaring, ambushing, hiding and patrolling.
Usually they just swoop.
Published by Wrongfellow at 4:45pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
^ At dawn.
I wish the police would have the imagination to make an elevenes swoop or a just past tea time swoop.
Published by DeFrev at 5:52pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
the criminal bit is taking the drugs - whatever the police do to catch these scum is fine by me!
Published by stephen at 8:39pm on Fri 26th April 2013.
Bloody right - they should napalm the whole area between Histon Road, Kings Hedges Road, and Milton Road.
Published by Kuryakin at 11:00am on Sat 27th April 2013.
the criminal bit is taking the drugs
So this massive pile of drugs is OK as long as I don't take them? I guess I'll peddle it all to school kids, stay on the right side of the law.
Published by arthurCRS at 3:18pm on Sat 27th April 2013.
^ At dawn.
Sometimes they swoop at night, too: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Five-men-remanded-over-Cambridge-...
And how could I have forgotten the time they threw up a wall of steel? http://archive.is/tSJ4
Published by Wrongfellow at 5:38pm on Sat 27th April 2013.
In the past I've thrown up quite a few things but never a wall of steel.
Published by DeFrev at 6:22pm on Sat 27th April 2013.
I hope they get overtime for swooping at unsocial hours.
Published by sam i at 9:43pm on Sat 27th April 2013.
Aha, they've been swooping again - http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Police-swoop-on-Cambridgeshire-vi...
I think swooping on a village store may have been a little gangsta - surely they just "attended"!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 1:53pm on Mon 20th May 2013.
Swooping again - http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Police-swoop-on-camping-canoeists...
"Camping canoeists" - I think I might have thought twice about that headline!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 2:29pm on Fri 24th May 2013.
This swooping tactic is getting a little predictable.
Maybe they should try leaping boldly forth into action, or something like that?
You know, just to give the poor criminals a bit of a change.
Published by Wrongfellow at 5:22pm on Fri 24th May 2013.
Now they are being despatched by worried residents - http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Cambridge/Police-react-to-Cambridgeshi...
So, old skool rave is clearly alive and well in Linton!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 10:32am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
And a youth who was spotted “swinging on trees†in a garden in High Street, Linton was seen damaging a metal fence at the same property on June 2 but was chased by the victim.
In the absence of any clearer explanation I'm going to assume the damaged metal fence legged it after the little vandal. That'd be enough to put me off.
Published by arthurCRS at 10:36am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
In the absence of any clearer explanation I'm going to assume the damaged metal fence legged it after the little vandal. That'd be enough to put me off.
That'd be enough to put me off taking acid. I might still vandalise fences, though.
Published by John Techno at 11:01am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
I'm going to assume the damaged metal fence legged it after the little vandal
Actually I had a mental image of the swung-upon trees taking offence, a bit like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CHwYWDIp1Y (which took far longer to find on YouTube than I thought it would).
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:31am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 11:32am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
They just don't make kids' TV like they used to (terrifying, unsuitable for children).
Published by arthurCRS at 11:35am on Tue 2nd July 2013.
It's the level of almost psychedelic darkness that's missing these days - I put it down to the fact that there aren't as many pagan hippy folk involved as there used to be - Play School was entirely staffed by such deviants!
Scarfolk was devised to solve this problem!!
Published by Dr Rhythm at 12:27pm on Tue 2nd July 2013.
Quality rozzer headline today!! http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Laws-long-arm-finds-tennis-ball-s...
Published by Dr Rhythm at 11:31am on Mon 22nd July 2013.
New Rozzer activity/skill!! http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/News/Police-in-energetic-chase-across-...
Published by Dr Rhythm at 2:57pm on Mon 6th January 2014.
It seems these tactics are more widespread than just the police: http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Hundreds-complaints-eating-Cambridge-f...
Published by Wrongfellow at 1:50pm on Tue 30th June 2015.
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