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I have a funny story

...but i can't be arsed to go into the details. it basically involves a rather hot man i know asking if i had his number, with me replying no, but i know that he's slack. he thought i was saying he was a slag. oh the hilarity :D

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:28am on Thu 22nd April 2010. Viewed 4,449 times.

no lols then :(

maybe you had to be there to really appreciate the absolute unadulterated hilarity of the situation.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 2:00pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

a funny story involves the build up which you failed to provide.

sorry.

Published by JazzRTC at 2:01pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

no jazz, i'm sorry. please forgive me.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 2:02pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

I was actually unable to type until now, such was the extent of my mirth. And you HAVE got my number BB, you nutter.

Published by Old Rocker at 2:03pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Don't apologise, just don't do it again ;)

Published by JazzRTC at 2:06pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

this pleases me greatly OR, but I regret to inform you that this was *another* hot man to whom i refer, and not your good self.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 2:10pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Jazz, can i just clarify that i'm still able to tell funny stories but that they just need a good build up, or shall i just not bother at all with the funnies? It's your call.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 2:13pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Are you going to take him up the allotment ;-]

Published by daggg at 2:32pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

You know I am daggg. Just like I'm going to do to you when I find out who you are! :P

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 2:40pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Make sure she doesn't prune your roses.

Published by carney at 2:47pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

*refrains from mentioning tulips*

Published by Old Rocker at 2:48pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

...and then I said 'why the long face?!'

brill!

Published by JazzRTC at 2:51pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Don`t mention 'pricking out' either OR ;-]

Published by daggg at 2:57pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

HA!

but what tulips are you referring to OR?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tulip

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 3:04pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Number five, I think, thanks :)

Published by Old Rocker at 3:11pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Number 1, followed unwittingly by number 6 most likely.

Published by arthurCRS at 3:13pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

As I suspected, you filthy dog. This site DISGUSTS me!

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 3:17pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

9 and 10 is a curry injury ;-]

Published by daggg at 3:18pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

Ah, I was actually after number 5. Slight numbering problem, but "6. A rather effeminate man, slender and full of color" is already my cross to bear.

Published by arthurCRS at 3:28pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

i wonder if urbandictionary is like uncyclopedia, even a neopolitan has hidden meaning

Published by clarissa (not active) at 3:36pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

^ Ah yes... I remember that from a few years back (a discussion on here, that is).

Published by Old Rocker at 3:38pm on Thu 22nd April 2010.

I have another funny story...but i can't be arsed to go into the details. it basically involves a male friend of mine texting me 'hi honey hows your box?' [sic]. it took another text to realise he was referring to my gearbox, rather than my box (which he's not on familiar terms with). oh the hilarity :D

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:40am on Sat 24th April 2010.

I`ve got a friend called Phil Dirtbox ;-]

Published by daggg at 1:14am on Sat 24th April 2010.

A bit like my story - when the driveshaft of my car snapped recently - a friend texted and said 'sorry to hear you damaged your shaft'. I struggled to remember telling her I had suffered a penile injury - then imagine what a fool I felt when I realised she was referring to my automotive difficulties - I laughed and laughed.

Published by Kuryakin at 8:30am on Sat 24th April 2010.

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Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:17am on Thu 29th April 2010.

:-|

Published by ed____ at 11:22am on Thu 29th April 2010.

Lucky there's no give-away phone number or logo on your vehicle.

Published by Old Rocker at 11:24am on Thu 29th April 2010.

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Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:27am on Thu 29th April 2010.

"they know me down there."
Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:27am on Thu 29th April 2010.

Published by ed____ at 11:28am on Thu 29th April 2010.

God I'm bored

Published by ed____ at 11:28am on Thu 29th April 2010.

They know you 'down there'? Blimey!

And can we have a few more details on these non-functional/worn-out personal electrical items?

Published by Old Rocker at 11:28am on Thu 29th April 2010.

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Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:29am on Thu 29th April 2010.

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Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:32am on Thu 29th April 2010.

Curling tongs and a facial sauna, no doubt.

Published by Old Rocker at 11:32am on Thu 29th April 2010.

i've gauched myself out!

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:36am on Thu 29th April 2010.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 11:38am on Thu 29th April 2010.

It might have been more fun to take it to Tesco and sneakily place it in someone's trolley ... then follow them to the checkouts....

Published by Old Rocker at 11:39am on Thu 29th April 2010.

well, i did hold one back so i could strategically leave it at a friends place ;P

i might put it under his pillow :D

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 11:42am on Thu 29th April 2010.

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