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The witch hopes to open the Cambridge centre just before Christmas

One cult criticizes another over its intention to 'target the vulnerable'

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn%5Fnews%5Fhome/DisplayArticle.asp?ID...

Published by Old Rocker at 9:40am on Thu 1st October 2009. Viewed 7,376 times.

The man does not speak for all of us. he is a fool.

Published by DeathProof Promotion at 9:43am on Thu 1st October 2009.

"Whilst it is obviously a load of nonsense it will appeal to people who are in distress or are vulnerable. It really is manipulation of people's fears and a complete fraud. People who go to these things often end up with mental problems." (Father David Paul from St Laurence's Roman Catholic Church in Milton Road)

Errr... isn't he supposed to be talking about 'witchcraft' and not his own religion...?

;-)

Published by embleywembley at 9:44am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Oh, that's cheered me up this morning. I love how what the priest says about the witch people could just as easy be applied to Christianity. How can he not see it?

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 9:45am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Teach me not to read it all.

muppets.

Published by DeathProof Promotion at 9:46am on Thu 1st October 2009.

I expect a Dan Brown book based on Cambridge vicars combating the Zombies of Lynius Shadee...

may see Tom Hanks wandering about in a few years during filming...

Published by happyted at 9:46am on Thu 1st October 2009.

I love how what the priest says about the witch people could just as easy be applied to Christianity. How can he not see it?

He's probably been brainwashed since birth, poor bloke.

Published by Old Rocker at 9:56am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Jesus Christ: The original zombie

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 10:25am on Thu 1st October 2009.

...and Jesus said to his disciples, "Brains! Brains!"...

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 10:29am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Lazarus: the Original Zombie, surely?

Jesus: Revenge of the Zombies

Published by carney at 10:32am on Thu 1st October 2009.

You'll have to help me out on that one carney. Your biblical knowledge is obviously far superior to mine.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 10:41am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Lazarus, reminds me of the days when I didn't think the Boo Radleys were shit.

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 10:44am on Thu 1st October 2009.

THis sounds fucking brilliant. I like that the only objective criticism is that his rooms were a bit cold.

Published by vegetableman at 10:56am on Thu 1st October 2009.

Old John the Baptist was alleged to have a touch of the Romero about him...

Matthew 14:2
"and he said to his attendants, "This is John the Baptist; he has risen from the dead! That is why miraculous powers are at work in him."

not that this was a fully Union Rules sanctioned zombie walk about

Published by happyted at 11:06am on Thu 1st October 2009.

I'd love to see his business plan.

Published by sam i at 11:09am on Thu 1st October 2009.

"may see Tom Hanks wandering about in a few years during filming..."

Nah, never wandering in a Dan Brown fillum...alway running breathlessly, dashing about looking for clues when as any fule kno he could have sat down with a nice campochino and googled it.

Published by DeFrev at 11:57am on Thu 1st October 2009.

This is my favourite story of the week, absolutment. My baseless superstition is more valid than your baseless superstition, so ner.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 12:12pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

He should hire out the King St Run, ready made followers ;-]

Published by daggg at 12:43pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Jesus...they`re all coming out the woodwork now

The issue is not whether this is a shock. The point is that Satan was defeated by Jesus two thousand years ago. Death and hell now have no sting. Now that is GOOD News for Cambridge. If anyone who is hurt or vulnerable need to find help he need only go to Jesus.

Hallelujahwobble
Hallelujahwobble

Published by bigmal at 12:50pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

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Published by Xavier Bollo (not active) at 12:52pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Remember the 'oral sex prevents cancer' one?

I do. In the end I had to have my jaws wired shut.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 12:54pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

I did notice the names Xav ... you may well be right. But I'm not sure I care!

Published by Old Rocker at 12:56pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Don't care was made to care, young man

*wags finger*

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 12:56pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

But MR Shadee does appear to exist...

Published by Old Rocker at 12:57pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 12:58pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

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Published by Xavier Bollo (not active) at 1:01pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

I do indeed remember the Damned/Christmas lights ... I even got interviewed on local TV outside the Guildhall. And I wish I'd sent this story to the Nooz, but I didn't!

Published by Old Rocker at 1:03pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

speaking as someone with close links to the cambridgeshire christian movement, i think this is bloody hilarious and, like OR, couldn't give a monkey's flufftuckle if it were true or not. the lastest issue of "good news" has an article about how halloween is being used as a cover for occultism. brilliant.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 1:04pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

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Published by Xavier Bollo (not active) at 1:06pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

People on the absolute astronomy forum seem to think he exists

I am working on a ritual format to manifest Hitler, I understand that Magus Lynius Shadee` (King of All Witches) The Occult Centre Leader in Normandie, has had a great deal of success in this ritual format, I am asking if anyone has worked with Magus Lynius Shadee` with this format, I am researching fact.

Thank you Google. This has made my day.

Published by carney at 1:06pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

I am working on a ritual format to manifest Hitler

this is the thread that just keeps giving and giving.

would anyone like a healing crystal?

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 1:08pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 1:18pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Bunch of heathens :'op'/

Published by DeathProof Promotion at 1:20pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

go on, have a healing crystal. it will heal your chakra. or shakra. or something. there's loads of them up at the gravel pit.

Published by Clean and Serene (not active) at 1:22pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Cause I'm Slim Shadee, yes I'm the real Shadee
All you other Slim Shadees are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shadee please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up ;-]

Published by daggg at 1:33pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

I need no crystal ta.

*gets out runes*

Published by DeathProof Promotion at 2:44pm on Thu 1st October 2009.

Funny the post office is also closing on Christmas Eve - what's that all about.
I heard old slim shadee had been in a few estate agents and churches in Cambridge - what's he up to.

Published by britney at 1:01pm on Sat 3rd October 2009.

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