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Now as you all know , I am not one to complain but......Certain people on WAN are beginning to lower the tone by using the dreaded "LOL" abbreviation and it really fucks me off ,feel free to vent your spleen , get it off your chest and name and shame .

Jordan C
ChellywithaC

Published by bigmal at 2:39pm on Sun 24th August 2008. Viewed 95,202 times.

LOL

EDIT: Worst thing you can ever do to me is tell me not to do something...

Second worst you can do is try and name and shame me

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Published by JordanC (not active) at 2:52pm on Sun 24th August 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 3:02pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

what I find irritating is people who use text speak

cn u do a txt fr me cuz i lzy etc (not on here though thankfully)

Published by JordanC (not active) at 3:05pm on Sun 24th August 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 3:11pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

Errr LOL is a text abbreviation...

Published by Crumble at 3:31pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

it is a net abbreviation that came about long b4 people were using text speak as commonly as they do now. To be honest LOL is one of the least offensive ones and anyone who gets their knickers in a twist over the usage of it has a serious case of forumitis

Published by JordanC (not active) at 3:50pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

haha. so it's okay for fwiw, imo, ymmv, ott, afaik, whs, sob, etc...

Published by -bluebelle- (not active) at 4:06pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

IIRC ISTR that I have never used one in my life.

Published by bigsoulstew (not active) at 4:08pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

i dislike most abbreviations but do use one or two such as lol, tbh and occasionally IMO

as for the ones you've just listed havent heard of them and glad I havent as they are the sorts of ones that drive me nuts.

I found out recently though that not everyone reads lol as laugh out loud, some frineds of mine have always thought it meant lots of love!

Published by JordanC (not active) at 4:19pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

I am a serial offender. I dislike text speak, and don't really use it other than lol . I don't see any problem with it- the only alternative is to write haha or hehe or hahah. It's not as bad as some of the ott alternatives ROFL, for example.

Published by The Sword at 5:02pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

The one that gets me is non-Americans who type "ass", when they mean "arse." The name ababoonsass, however, has a lovely aesthetic look about it, so we'll exclude that from my diatribe.

Published by finsbury (not active) at 5:27pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

lol - laugh out loud (not guilty, i don't do laughter, or stairs :) )

fwiw - for what its worth (guilty)

imo - in my opinion, sometimes imho - in my honest opinion which i never use as it would sound like i'm giving a dishonest opinion the rest of the time (guilty)

ymmv - your mileage may vary (not guilty)

ott - over the top, or on the toilet, take your pick :) (guilty on two counts)

afaik - as far as i know (not guilty)

whs - what he said, maybe should be wts - what they said (not guilty)

sob - son of (a) bitch (not guilty)

rofl - rolls on floor laughing (not guilty, i said i don't do laughter, or stairs)

atm - my initials ;)

gfe - not me, but i'm cheap

f2f - i'm just making this up now :D

Published by -bluebelle- (not active) at 5:30pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

stairs???? WTF???

Published by JordanC (not active) at 5:39pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

Bluebell you forgot WTF , you naughty girl .

Published by bigmal at 5:57pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

I'm a LOLer and WTFer :o)

Published by Teresa at 6:48pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

Two of my pet hates are as follows.

People. Who. Write. Like. This.

People who end things with "that is all".

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 6:52pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

Note: this is mwhite not Nuts and Raisins!

My other pet hate is people using other peoples accounts :-)

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 6:55pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

wtf (not guilty, i was in the itf) that is all :)

Published by -bluebelle- (not active) at 7:18pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

at least you ended with a smile bluebelle :-)

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 7:22pm on Sun 24th August 2008.

Well fuck me I have named and shamed Chellywithac only to find out she has closed her account ! Wow is that coincidence or the Power of naming an shaming .

Published by bigmal at 5:40pm on Mon 25th August 2008.

Kiss my ass motherfucker.

ARSE is such a horrible looking word... acceptable in the very Bristish "Oh, arse!" when something had gone fanny up sideways.

Arsehole is taxi driver speak... "fucking asshole" has a less "moronic" vibe to it.

My opinion.

"people using other people's accounts"

Like that's intentional... it's more annoying to realise you've done it by far.

Published by Henrythebear at 6:16pm on Mon 25th August 2008.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 2:25pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

yorkshire lass

Published by bigmal at 2:26pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

Yes, the use of "lol" makes me cringe as well.

Published by Mattstep at 2:41pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

"Kiss my ass motherfucker.

ARSE is such a horrible looking word... acceptable in the very Bristish "Oh, arse!" when something had gone fanny up sideways.

Arsehole is taxi driver speak... "fucking asshole" has a less "moronic" vibe to it.

My opinion."

I didn't know Geoffrey Chaucer was a taxi-driver. Or a moron. Now, by your reasoning, would a New York taxi driver be less of a moron than a London cabbie, for calling someone an asshole rather than an arsehole?

Ass is a word commonly used either by seventeen year-old girls who don't remember the days when a spoken statement didn't end with an upwards inflection, or by blokes who wish they were seventeen year-old girls.

Published by finsbury (not active) at 3:32pm on Thu 28th August 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 3:34pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

Isn't the arse / ass debate just about whether you prefer British or American English?

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 3:35pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

oh, I annoy N&R :(

*changes ways*

Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 3:38pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

i use whichever sounds best in any given scenario.

example 1: that man is a complete arse (sounds better than ass)
exampe 2: i will kick your ass you little fucker (sounds better than arse)

Published by Scatman John Paul II (not active) at 3:38pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

I tend to use ass but I caught it of my sort of American husband. I also say movie, cookie, and trunk (as in boot of car).

Published by Teresa at 3:51pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

"Isn't the arse / ass debate just about whether you prefer British or American English?"

It is, partly. But it's also about resisting Internet linguistic hegemony and all that bollocks.

Published by finsbury (not active) at 3:53pm on Thu 28th August 2008.

Teresa ......yet again

Published by bigmal at 2:47pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

I'm glad you keep a check on my posts, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Published by Teresa at 2:57pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

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Published by Father_Shabooboo (not active) at 3:10pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

I like FUBAR but wouldn't dream of using it (despite having been to that point many times).

Published by Dr Rhythm at 3:11pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

What does it mean? Not all of us fortysomethings are so "up on things" interweb wise, you know ;-)

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 3:21pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

fucked up beyond all recognition

Published by General lee at 3:21pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Thanks, sonny.

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 3:22pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

sonny?

blimey what a day.

Published by General lee at 3:25pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

I think FUBAR predates the web by about 50 years!

Published by Old Rocker at 3:33pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Wiki:

Electronics engineers say that SNAFU and FUBAR were used before World War II by repairmen sent out to repair phone booths. They had to report the situation at arrival to the scene, often on a very bad line, so they developed these acronyms to make themselves understood.[1] Others say the word was developed in the 1960s, as fire departments across the US began to use the line, though as noted below it is found in military media as far back as 1944. Also as stated below, Stanley makes a FUBAR tool and most departments use some form of the tool. It is commonly used for forcible entry and overhauling of burned structures.

Published by Old Rocker at 3:34pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Christ I started this thread to try and stop abrvs not find more of them .

Published by bigmal at 3:47pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

make sure you've got your sound on: http://franzferdinandlol.ytmnd.com/

Published by joshua at 3:50pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

I remember a few years back I arranged to meet a friend in the pub one evening. On the night we were meeting he texted me and said "C U I8r". I thought he'd decided that he now wamted to meet at 6pm (1800 hrs!) and so turned up rather early!

By the way, does anyone know what TTFN means??? People keep tagging it on to the bottom of e-mails they send me and I haven't got a clue what they're on about!

Published by MissRegaling at 3:54pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Ta-ta for now.

*cue plethora of amusing alternatives*

Published by Old Rocker at 3:55pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Tanita Tikaram Fondles Nurses I think

Published by goatwolf at 3:55pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

'Ta Ta For Now' as used by Tigger in the 'Winnie the Pooh' books :)

Published by Talullah at 3:56pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Also "talk to you fucking never" and "time to fuck now" apparently!

Published by Old Rocker at 3:57pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

Aaaaah, thanks, now those e-mails make a bit more sense! :o)

Published by MissRegaling at 3:57pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

To be honest...I just get annoyed with people who try and sound a bit TOO clever. As in, using long or complicated words a lot in one sentence paragraph to get the point across...often words that a lot of people (and not just me) would have to think for a second about the meaning. I think just get straight to the point and use words that everyone understands. Obviously depends on the context of conversation and all.

I think everyone should use predictive text too. ;)

Published by MissG at 4:39pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

An old woman I used to work with talked about having a "CRAFT day", which was "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing"...!

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 4:39pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

^^ ha ha! :)

Published by MissG at 4:44pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

SNAFU

Published by JordanC (not active) at 5:03pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

"'Ta Ta For Now' as used by Tigger in the 'Winnie the Pooh' books :)"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! AA Milne didn't have Tigger say that; that tin-eared Disney did. Blimey, didn't he ruin those books.

Published by DeFrev at 9:55pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

^oh god you're right! I shall now go and hang my head in shame *wanders off*

Published by Talullah at 10:19pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

For fuck sake , I give up . Where`s me rope .

Published by bigmal at 10:20pm on Wed 3rd September 2008.

BooBoo ..... Who does not like "keeping up Apperances" . Please feel free to spit and punch .

Published by bigmal at 7:46pm on Tue 9th September 2008.

Jordan C (yet again)

Published by bigmal at 7:47pm on Tue 9th September 2008.

I told ya the worst thing to tell me is not to do something!!

I have replaced a fair few with ha ha's and the occasional :oP

nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Published by JordanC (not active) at 7:50pm on Tue 9th September 2008.

I have read this thread and it has amused me.

MAL (which stands for 'mangled arteries laughing')

Published by Kuryakin at 7:54pm on Tue 9th September 2008.

Kuryakin ....or could it be - Nark I Yuk

Published by bigmal at 8:12pm on Tue 9th September 2008.

Teresa ......yet again .

Published by bigmal at 5:03pm on Sun 14th September 2008.

kunoichi

Published by bigmal at 10:34pm on Mon 15th September 2008.

BloodRap Movement

Published by bigmal at 6:14pm on Wed 17th September 2008.

:D

Published by BloodRap Movement at 9:28pm on Wed 17th September 2008.

Jordan bloody C ...yet again , again

Published by bigmal at 6:26pm on Thu 18th September 2008.

jude 1

Published by bigmal at 8:02pm on Thu 18th September 2008.

Yay - I made the list!

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 8:05pm on Thu 18th September 2008.

greenmindgigs

Published by bigmal at 1:02pm on Fri 19th September 2008.

WFMOBYDOJC

Published by zigaboo modeliste (not active) at 1:05pm on Fri 19th September 2008.

Janeyferr

Published by bigmal at 7:58pm on Sun 21st September 2008.

DJ Ohmygod

Published by bigmal at 4:07pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

haha, i sneaked sam in the other day (or is this just purely a lol list?)

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 4:08pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

:( what did i do? i'm lovely!

Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 4:09pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

kunoichi

Published by bigmal at 4:15pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

Whoop!

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 4:23pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

bigmal - for use of the word lollipop

sam = smart assed masochist btw, more D/S than D/s

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 6:35pm on Mon 22nd September 2008.

every_time_you_lol

.

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 11:18am on Wed 24th September 2008.

DJ Ohmygod

Published by bigmal at 2:56pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

And Mrdonkey - very sad .

Published by bigmal at 2:57pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

Yes!! Wooo!

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 3:04pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

I wouldn't normally LOL but when it gets my name mentioned I feel all popular. :)

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 3:06pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

LOL! Hey Bigmal, are you going to name and shame me as well? LOL!

Published by LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL at 3:23pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

"And Mrdonkey - very sad"

*cries for three hours*

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 3:40pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Published by bigmal at 5:41pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

LOL

Published by JordanC (not active) at 6:51pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

JordanC

Published by bigmal at 9:53pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 9:54pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

I did it yesterday too Bigmal but fell under your radar lol.

Published by daggg at 9:56pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

I thought you'd laugh at that. You'll have to name and shame yourself now!

Published by LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL at 11:26pm on Wed 24th September 2008.

Another one I just don't get is o_O

What does it mean? What kind of facial expression is it? What???

Published by MissRegaling at 10:12pm on Thu 25th September 2008.

wide eyed maybe? raised eyebrow? dunno I've always puzzled over it too

Published by JordanC (not active) at 11:03pm on Thu 25th September 2008.

Yeah, it's like a raised eyebrow. slightly surprised/shocked/unsure/confused.

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 7:42am on Fri 26th September 2008.

Danny Sambuca

Published by bigmal at 6:56pm on Sat 27th September 2008.

JordanC

Published by bigmal at 7:29pm on Sat 27th September 2008.

kunoichi

Published by bigmal at 7:45pm on Sat 27th September 2008.

who gives a fuck?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 1:59am on Sun 28th September 2008.

miss scott you have my ideas in your head... who cares if someone says LOL for fucks sake it's an abbreviation that means you find humour in what's been said!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL FFS ROFL LMAO PMSL

Published by JordanC (not active) at 2:02am on Sun 28th September 2008.

What the fuck does WTF mean? Oh my God - what's this OMG shit?

Published by Matt H at 9:29pm on Sun 28th September 2008.

JordanC - Now listen young lady , you are begging to blow my trumpet .

Published by bigmal at 11:12pm on Sun 28th September 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 11:13pm on Sun 28th September 2008.

kunoichi again

Published by bigmal at 5:29pm on Mon 29th September 2008.

this is more tedious than the 'what are you listening to?' thread. coming from someone who really knows what belonging to a group of one means i think you should let it go

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 5:32pm on Mon 29th September 2008.

Bigmal try to embrace the abbreviation lol, chant "lol" 10 times a day like a Buddhist mantra.

Published by daggg at 6:02pm on Mon 29th September 2008.

Stewart Lights

Published by bigmal at 6:14pm on Mon 29th September 2008.

Nuts and Raisins

Published by bigmal at 6:56pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

LOL.

Published by Nuts and Raisins at 7:06pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

that Alan Bennett 'Ladies Of Letters' is so overrated

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 7:31pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

Pmsl

Published by daggg at 7:39pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

Conehead

Pmsl

Published by daggg at 7:39pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

For fuck sake .This is turning into farce .All I'm trying to do is trying to keep some dignity , integrity and cultural balance on WAN like .So what has been the response .People using the fucking headbutt "lol" abrv just to get on my list , even though they know it upsets me .Some , I will not name names (kunoichi) have even gone so far as to tell me too shut up .Well thats it I have had enough .You have all been warned .

Published by bigmal at 8:10pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

CMWF

Published by Kuryakin at 8:13pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

GIBMAL

Published by miss scott (not active) at 9:59pm on Tue 30th September 2008.

those Lovers Of Latex are a dubious bunch

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 12:14pm on Wed 1st October 2008.

I fancy some fruit, Should I have Lemon OR Lime?

Published by chilledout35 at 12:24pm on Wed 1st October 2008.

LOL of Kintyre
Oh mist rolling in from the sea,
My desire is always to be here
Oh LOL of Kintyre

Far have I traveled and much have I seen
Dark distant sporrans with haggis of green.
Past woad-painted Scotsmen the sunsets on fire
Bigmal carries me home to the LOL of Kintyre.

LOL of Kintyre
Oh mist rolling in from the sea,
My desire is always to be here
Oh LOL of Kintyre

Published by Wrongfellow at 12:35pm on Wed 1st October 2008.

GIMBAL:

Device consisting of two rings mounted on axes at right angles to each other so that an object, such as a ship's compass, will remain suspended in a horizontal plane between them regardless of any motion of its support. Often used in the plural. Also called gimbal ring.

Published by mowgli at 4:08pm on Wed 1st October 2008.

Dagg

Published by bigmal at 6:32pm on Fri 3rd October 2008.

NMW

Published by JordanC (not active) at 7:21pm on Fri 3rd October 2008.

Daggg

Published by bigmal at 5:23pm on Thu 9th October 2008.

Speedy service Bigmal, *tips hat*.

Published by daggg at 5:24pm on Thu 9th October 2008.

rishistar

Published by bigmal at 2:26pm on Fri 10th October 2008.

bigmal

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 2:31pm on Fri 10th October 2008.

Now hang an a minute ...thats just not fair ...

Published by bigmal at 2:35pm on Fri 10th October 2008.

Live by the sword, die by the sword, matey ;-)

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 2:36pm on Fri 10th October 2008.

Father_Shabooboo

Published by bigmal at 12:59pm on Wed 15th October 2008.

RAOTFSMEPACFMM

Published by Barry Wom (not active) at 1:00pm on Wed 15th October 2008.

dagg again

Published by bigmal at 6:41pm on Thu 23rd October 2008.

RAOTFSMEPACFMM = Rolling about on the floor spreading my ecto-plasm about for my missus?

Published by arthurCRS at 6:45pm on Thu 23rd October 2008.

think you might have missed out the word 'copiously'?

Published by mowgli at 9:19pm on Thu 23rd October 2008.

kweee

Published by bigmal at 10:35pm on Thu 23rd October 2008.

*feels included at last*

Published by kweee at 10:36pm on Thu 23rd October 2008.

daggg
livezone

Published by bigmal at 1:03am on Sat 25th October 2008.

lol

Published by BloodRap Movement at 2:41pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

Published by bigmal at 3:03pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

I decided I was going to say this everytime bigmal said something funny. I don't predict I'll be using it often.

Published by BloodRap Movement at 3:08pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

LOL @ BRM

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 3:20pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

maybe if you just substitute the words 'lol' with bigmal, tho it would be bols not lols

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 3:23pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

http://www.wereallneighbours.co.uk/idlechat/message.php?id=30684&page=...

Handily there seems to be a bit of supporting evidence that Whinge is word that started in Scotland. Hopefully more than some jehovahs witnesses...

Published by greenmindgigs at 3:27pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

lol.

Published by daggg at 4:49pm on Mon 27th October 20

Published by bigmal at 5:01pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

*awaits addition of KDG*

Published by BloodRap Movement at 5:09pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

^^ wot he said.

Published by knock_down_ginger at 5:11pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

*waves* Hi Bridget.

Published by BloodRap Movement at 5:16pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

knock_down_ginger

Published by bigmal at 5:17pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

*waves* Hi Black Rebel.

Published by knock_down_ginger at 5:18pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

:D

Published by BloodRap Movement at 5:18pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

Bloody hell . People are using this thread to say hello to each other now .THis is not fair ,it is meant to be serious .

Published by bigmal at 5:20pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

PMSL^

Published by General lee at 5:22pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

Would [Event lol Chat] be mean.

Published by daggg at 5:38pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

daggg hilarious you really are zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Published by bigmal at 10:41pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

kunoichi you naughty girl

Published by bigmal at 10:42pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

miss scott -goose eggs

Published by bigmal at 10:43pm on Mon 27th October 2008.

knock_down_ginger

Published by bigmal at 2:11pm on Tue 28th October 2008.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 4:26pm on Tue 28th October 2008.

I've never used this before, but...LOL!

Published by greenmindgigs at 4:27pm on Tue 28th October 2008.

Silent Rob

Published by bigmal at 7:12pm on Thu 30th October 2008.

LMFAO

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:18pm on Thu 30th October 2008.

MJAllstar

Published by bigmal at 12:02am on Fri 31st October 2008.

PMT

Published by miss scott (not active) at 12:03am on Fri 31st October 2008.

again

Published by bigmal at 12:09am on Fri 31st October 2008.

WTFAYTA

Published by miss scott (not active) at 12:17am on Fri 31st October 2008.

^^ I am so good at acronyms. What the fuck are you talking about?

Published by knock_down_ginger at 9:17am on Fri 31st October 2008.

Y! YAG!

Published by miss scott (not active) at 11:46am on Fri 31st October 2008.

A genius? Oh stop!

Published by knock_down_ginger at 11:51am on Fri 31st October 2008.

you are good - close :)

Published by miss scott (not active) at 11:54am on Fri 31st October 2008.

You're a Ginge?

Published by knock_down_ginger at 11:58am on Fri 31st October 2008.

you are gorgeous
you're a girl
yawn a guy
yes a groupie :)

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 12:06pm on Fri 31st October 2008.

that would be YAAG

Published by miss scott (not active) at 12:06pm on Fri 31st October 2008.

no apos then?

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 12:07pm on Fri 31st October 2008.

this is WAN remember. home of the grammatically correct. or should that be acronymically correct?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 12:19pm on Fri 31st October 2008.

remember, remember, that WAN pedant member! oh yes, i thought there was something coming up :)

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 12:22pm on Fri 31st October 2008.

katemac

Published by bigmal at 1:11pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

sweaty sock sausage thief!

Published by miss scott (not active) at 2:14pm on Sat 1st November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 2:15pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

What sausages are you on about .

Published by bigmal at 4:11pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

you know

Published by miss scott (not active) at 4:21pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

what when where .where you here this from ?

Published by bigmal at 4:24pm on Sat 1st November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 4:31pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

LOL

Published by greenmindgigs at 4:25pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

greenmindgigs

Published by bigmal at 4:33pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

so are you denying your part in snag thievery and subsequent cookery then?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 4:36pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

Where did you hear this ?

Published by bigmal at 4:55pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

so you did steal someone's sausages, and eat them?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 5:02pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

Jesus trying to get a straight answer from you is like getting blood from a STONE .

Published by bigmal at 5:10pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

SausageSmuggler

Order in Court.

Published by daggg at 5:59pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

and did you or did you not put your fists up to fight them when the owner of said sausages confronted you with your misdemeanour?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:15pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

For fuck sake .Was it Tim or Shawn you have been talking too .

Published by bigmal at 7:33pm on Sat 1st November 2008.

so you are guilty of said crimes then Mr Mal? Stealing said snags then putting up fists ala scrappy doo stylee when confronted? Yes or no Mr Mal?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 12:52am on Sun 2nd November 2008.

Yes I purloined some sausages that were in bountiful amount after I enquired to who owned them , yes I had words with the guy who`s sausages they were when he kept whinging on about them , but no - I did not threaten him .
I can guess who it was spreading his little bit of gossip about me and I only wish the guy would put the same amount of effort into cleaning up his shit that he constantly leaves in the house .

Published by bigmal at 1:56am on Sun 2nd November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 3:52am on Sun 2nd November 2008.

No Mr Mal. News of your misdemeanour has spread far and wide. I can assure you the person who you think has made me aware of your crimes is not guilty, unlike you Mr Mal.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 11:14am on Sun 2nd November 2008.

Now look here Missy - I have told you about the sausages the least you can do is tell me about where you heard this from .

Published by bigmal at 1:03pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

No Mr Mal. I am under no such obligation.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 2:10pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

FancyOneOfTheseUpYourPooper

The Wall`s have ears.

Published by daggg at 2:56pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

And nipples, tongue and anus.

Published by daggg at 3:05pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

BigMalCatcher

Bigmal your nemesis the LOL-ipop lady will be watching out for you ;) lol.

Edited after Greenmindgigs pointed out my missed opportunity.

Published by daggg at 3:25pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 2:23pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

Jesus , wimmin . I don't know , some people .

Published by bigmal at 3:57pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

ROFL :D @ daggg

Published by miss scott (not active) at 3:59pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 4:01pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

And nipples, tongue and anus.

No way? Someone is stocking my favourite specialist magazine?

Published by Kuryakin at 9:38pm on Sun 2nd November 2008.

jamesttg x2

Published by bigmal at 2:13pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

Surely that should have been a LOL-ipop lady?

Published by greenmindgigs at 2:14pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

BIGMAL IN SNAG THEFT RAGE

(you heard it here first)

Published by miss scott (not active) at 2:18pm on Thu 6th November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 2:19pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

Surely that should have been a LOL-ipop lady?
Yes I overlooked that,will edit.

Published by daggg at 2:22pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

Good good :-)

Published by greenmindgigs at 2:23pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

JayKay08

Published by bigmal at 3:13pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

BigMal, are you going to hunt us down and kill us in the chronological order of who first lol-led?

Published by jamesttg at 3:16pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

An actual LOLocaust.

Published by arthurCRS at 3:17pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

arthurCRS

Published by bigmal at 3:19pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

knock_down_ginger

Published by bigmal at 6:02pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 6:03pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

and you accuse me of being boring? (please see peterborough thread for a deal I hope you will accept).

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:38pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

Confession .. sorry to have lowered the tone!!!! :-) lol

Published by JayKay08 (not active) at 7:41pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

JayKay08 Christ no -another serial offender me thinks

Published by bigmal at 7:52pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

You love me really BigMal .. just in denial me thinks ;-)

Published by JayKay08 (not active) at 8:23pm on Thu 6th November 2008.

yes, I admit it , it was me , I ate the sausages

Published by bigmaI at 12:59am on Fri 7th November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 1:02am on Fri 7th November 2008.

yes i know this, but what I can't understand, is why you got aggressive when the person whose sausages you nicked go upset about it. surely an apology was what was required?

Published by miss scott (not active) at 1:19am on Fri 7th November 2008.

nobody keeps a scotsman from his sausages, love

Published by bigmaI at 1:31am on Fri 7th November 2008.

well, if you're going to steal off of people and think that that's ok, then you deserve to have your bike nicked imo.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 1:38am on Fri 7th November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 1:43am on Fri 7th November 2008.

if it were your own sausages at stake , ye wouldnae be sayin that , now would ye lassie?

Published by bigmaI at 1:43am on Fri 7th November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 1:45am on Fri 7th November 2008.

but they weren't your sausages, we've established that. I don't understand your argument.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 1:45am on Fri 7th November 2008.

tae a Scotsman , a sausage is a wee thing of beuty.

Published by bigmaI at 1:50am on Fri 7th November 2008.

so if it's ok for you to steal from someone, it's ok for someone to steal from you then.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 2:05am on Fri 7th November 2008.

ye cannae unnerstand what a sausage means tae a scot.

Published by bigmaI at 2:18am on Fri 7th November 2008.

Is somebody trying to get somebody in trouble here?

Readers of this thread should be aware that "bigmal" (with a lower
case "L") and "bigmaI" (with an upper case "i") are different users.

If you click on the user name and then scroll to the bottom you can
see when someone signed up to WAN. Mr Bigmai here only joined us
within the last couple of hours.

Published by Wrongfellow at 2:42am on Fri 7th November 2008.

oh, fellow, youre so insightful/inciteful

Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 2:46am on Fri 7th November 2008.

Someone calling themselves bigmaI is trying sabptage my post .

Published by bigmal at 8:37am on Fri 7th November 2008.

doh

Published by miss scott (not active) at 10:29am on Fri 7th November 2008.

Published by daggg at 12:32pm on Fri 7th November 2008.

joosypigeon (again)

Published by bigmal at 8:26pm on Sun 9th November 2008.

grabsplatter

Published by bigmal at 6:09pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

^ Woohoo!!!

*does little dance*

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 6:16pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

bigmal steals sausages from small children.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:41pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

icon_232

Published by bigmal at 9:55pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

bigmal steals sausages from kittens.

Published by miss scott (not active) at 9:58pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

b1

Not true

Published by bigmal at 10:16pm on Mon 10th November 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 4:20pm on Fri 14th November 2008.

sausage

Published by miss scott (not active) at 4:30pm on Fri 14th November 2008.

that cat photo still cracks me up bigmal :-) It's the quiet dignity of the cat.

Published by mwhite (not active) at 4:37pm on Fri 14th November 2008.

Did it make you LOL?

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 6:35pm on Fri 14th November 2008.

miss scott

Published by bigmal at 6:22pm on Sat 15th November 2008.

sausages

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:02pm on Sat 15th November 2008.

Jude 1

Published by bigmal at 4:43pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

sausage

Published by miss scott (not active) at 4:46pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

Sammy_K

Published by bigmal at 7:27pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

Why do you shame 'lol' use but not 'wtf' or 'omg'. Is 'lmao' bad? How about 'ffs'? Is that awful?

Just wondering.

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 8:10pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

pmsl btw ftw irl iyd

Published by kunoichi (not active) at 8:15pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

LOLZ @ BGML

Published by greenmindgigs at 8:49pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

yr n ld cnt

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 10:12pm on Mon 17th November 2008.

arthurCRS

Dagg (shakes head)

Published by bigmal at 1:32pm on Tue 18th November 2008.

sausages

Published by miss scott (not active) at 1:36pm on Tue 18th November 2008.

daggg ,come on mate lighten up.

Published by bigmal at 10:12pm on Wed 19th November 2008.

To save you doing it this time Bigmal with your laptop probs
.
Daggg

Published by daggg at 3:32pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

what does bigmal look like? I don't know who he is.

Published by jamesttg at 4:09pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Scottish. Dark curly hair. Belly.

Published by greenmindgigs at 4:10pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Bigmal

Here
.

Published by daggg at 4:13pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Hehe, had just zipped to google images to pick up that self-same picture to post. Although that is, in fact, my "Uncle Rab"...

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 4:15pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

^^^ lol

Published by daggg at 4:15pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 5:10pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

polishsausage

Published by miss scott (not active) at 5:21pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

No, really. What does BigMal look like? Does he have a MySpace? I want to know the true Mal.

Published by jamesttg at 5:28pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Why dont you look at the WAN thread with wannies faces on them ? I am there.

Published by bigmal at 5:31pm on Fri 21st November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 5:32pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Published by daggg at 6:08pm on Fri 21st November 2008.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 7:45am on Sun 23rd November 2008.

bigmal, for thread duplication and mention of [event chat]. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 6:19pm on Mon 24th November 2008.

*high fives Grabsplatter*

Published by greenmindgigs at 6:19pm on Mon 24th November 2008.

i got away with a "LOL" last week, in capital letters too, you're losing it bigmal, losing it.

Published by twoddle (not active) at 9:11am on Tue 25th November 2008.

I even LOLd on this thread and didn't get named and shame.

Published by greenmindgigs at 9:13am on Tue 25th November 2008.

Yep, bigmal also missed my blatant use of LOL in a recent thread.

It's shocking how bad the naming and shaming has got. Shocking.

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 11:12am on Tue 25th November 2008.

mathilda

Published by bigmal at 10:35pm on Wed 26th November 2008.

mathilda

Published by bigmal at 10:35pm on Wed 26th November 2008.

knock_down_ginger -make this your last warning hunny

Published by bigmal at 7:33pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

^^Double posting, bigmal? Back on the list you go.

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 7:40pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

Oi this is a list for Waners that say lo... you know. Start your own list buddy !!

Published by bigmal at 7:44pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

Hey, I didn't make the rules. Anyway, you'd be the worst offender, stealing bangers et al.

*safety winks all round*

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 7:47pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

Are you gonna start a BigMal list Grab, every infraction pmsl.

Published by daggg at 7:47pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

bigmal

This is the bigmal pic. Isn't it Frightening?!

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 8:15pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

Yeah thats me on a good day.

Published by bigmal at 8:27pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

100_0194

Heres me getting arrested at RTS

Published by bigmal at 8:33pm on Thu 27th November 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 8:37pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

^Right Turn Clyde? Shurely shome mishtake?

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 8:36pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

BigmalWanted

>

Published by daggg at 8:37pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

english bastas

Hehe this one might be better

Published by bigmal at 8:40pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

BongoCrim

>

Published by daggg at 8:42pm on Thu 27th November 2008.

Myself, for adding to the listening thread that will not die.

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 7:45pm on Sun 30th November 2008.

BloodRap Movement

Published by bigmal at 10:25pm on Tue 2nd December 2008.

*blows kiss*

Published by BloodRap Movement at 10:59pm on Tue 2nd December 2008.

humansausage

Published by miss scott (not active) at 11:12pm on Tue 2nd December 2008.

Bongos? Typical bloody co-op hippy...

Published by greenmindgigs at 8:13am on Wed 3rd December 2008.

Did you just call me a hippy ,pffft right , well thats it your going on my list Mister.

Published by bigmal at 11:26am on Wed 3rd December 2008.

greenmindgifs

Published by bigmal at 11:27am on Wed 3rd December 2008.

teenysausages

Published by miss scott (not active) at 11:29am on Wed 3rd December 2008.

knock_down_ginger (for ratting on daggg)

Published by bigmal at 4:04pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

But surely you should encourage this fear culture where folk don't dare LOL in case someone they think of as a friend grasses them up??

Published by chilledout35 at 4:07pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

images

OH BLAH.

Published by knock_down_ginger at 4:08pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

BigmalGuineaPig

I have been experimenting with Bigmal using "pmsl". He doesn`t seem to name and shame that acronym.
Do you want a carrott now Bigmal?
As you were.

Published by daggg at 5:37pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

chilledout35

No dagggg its only LoL that does my head in.I think it stems from youtube when you get a very funny vid clip and the only thing that some tosspot can say is LoL.

Published by bigmal at 5:59pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

I've hated LOL since it was somehow invented by geekazoids and therefore never use it myself...can't stop others doing it though so am not even gonna try.

Funny story...

My mum tried to "get with tha kids" and use LOL in her emails but thought it meant Lots Of Love so sent an email once saying:

"Got some bad news....your uncle sadly passed away over the weekend LOL, Mum"

My first impression was "insensitive bi..." but then soon sussed out the error of her geeky ways ;)

Published by TurkeyStickSat at 6:21pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

So if it is written out as laugh out loud, are you happy then Bigmal.

Published by daggg at 6:28pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

Yes daggg , that is acceptable.

Excellent story TurkeyStickSat ,made me laugh.,

Published by bigmal at 6:33pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

curlysausages

'ere, have a snag!

Published by miss scott (not active) at 7:54pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

kingthread

This thread really deserves the honour of being:

BEST THREAD EVER!

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 9:38pm on Thu 4th December 2008.

Kuryakin

Published by bigmal at 11:06am on Tue 9th December 2008.

WHOOP I made the list, Feels "special"

Published by chilledout35 at 2:06pm on Tue 9th December 2008.

knock_down_ginger (yet again)

Published by bigmal at 9:12pm on Tue 9th December 2008.

WHEN?

Published by knock_down_ginger at 11:09am on Wed 10th December 2008.

Danny Sambuca

Published by bigmal at 11:58am on Thu 11th December 2008.

DJ Ohmygod

Published by bigmal at 1:31pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

BloodRap Movement

Published by bigmal at 1:32pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

There seems to be a lot of name and not a lot of shame going on here. I demand that you berate and humiliate me!

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 1:38pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

it'd save me a job

Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 1:39pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

I can do that to you in person as well if you'd like DJOMG.

Published by BloodRap Movement at 1:40pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Where is Mal, he must be chasing kids down the street who LOL outside the Co-op.

Published by daggg at 1:43pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

jamesttg .........People aren't taking this seriously are they??

Published by bigmal at 3:21pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

LOLLIPOP

Published by sooth at 3:25pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

^^testing

Published by sooth at 3:26pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

greenmindgigs

Published by bigmal at 3:43pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

sooth very testing!!

Published by bigmal at 3:45pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

*People aren't taking this seriously are they?*

not in the slightest hun .

Published by General lee at 3:47pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Funny thing is mal, lots of people i know don't LOL apart from when you talk about it. I think your campaign might be proving to have the opposite effect :-)

Published by greenmindgigs at 3:47pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

I'd never even heard of a LOL until I read this thread.

Published by arthurCRS at 4:07pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

arthurCRS

Published by bigmal at 4:10pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Oh, come on! I was talking about it, ON THE THREAD! From now on I'll refer to it as 'the Scottish exclamation' for fear of bad luck.

Published by arthurCRS at 4:12pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

i'm feeling left out

lol

Published by twoddle (not active) at 4:15pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

krankies

Bigmal and LOLing uniformed ladyfriend:

Published by greenmindgigs at 4:16pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

i can't even get a shout out on this thread these days.

*checks for leprosy*

Published by twoddle (not active) at 4:18pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

greenmindgigs

Published by bigmal at 6:18pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

twoddle

Published by bigmal at 6:19pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

But it was such a sexy pic of you...

Published by greenmindgigs at 6:19pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Plate

I'm saying nothing

Published by sooth at 7:00pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Anyone here from Lolworth?

Published by sooth at 7:01pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Can`t we have a LOL amnesty, say on a Friday.

Published by daggg at 7:02pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

Old Rocker

Published by bigmal at 9:27pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

daggg no chance mate.

OK I`ll make a deal with everyone.If no-one says LoL for a week I`ll delete the thread and keep stumpt there after.

Published by bigmal at 9:41pm on Thu 11th December 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 8:44pm on Fri 12th December 2008.

How many penalty points do I get on my WAN licence?

Published by daggg at 8:53pm on Fri 12th December 2008.

bigmal, yet again. Here's the evidence against -

"6 items I believe

Lollipop ladies
[Event Chat]
Football
Jade Goody
Religion
Christmas
Tea Totalers"

Stealing sausages don't get you a seventh item!

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 7:47pm on Sat 13th December 2008.

ed____

Published by bigmal at 7:48pm on Sat 13th December 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 7:49pm on Sat 13th December 2008.

lol-stfu-license-plate

testing

Published by sooth at 10:25pm on Sat 13th December 2008.

Miss Scott

bigmal, do i get special dispensation under the circumstances,....-No

Published by bigmal at 4:44pm on Mon 15th December 2008.

LOL

Published by miss scott (not active) at 5:47pm on Mon 15th December 2008.

lololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololololololololollolol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Published by Barry Wom (not active) at 5:52pm on Mon 15th December 2008.

JazzRTC

Published by bigmal at 8:45am on Tue 16th December 2008.

This naming and shaming is all very well, but when does the retribution start?

Published by Kuryakin at 8:47am on Tue 16th December 2008.

Good point kuryakin the thread I am beginning to admit is not having the desired effect.
What do you suggest??

Published by bigmal at 8:54am on Tue 16th December 2008.

I reckon guilty parties should be forced to listen to endless loops of Andy Stewart and Moira Anderson, while being force fed neeps and tatties mashed up in Irn Bru.

Published by Kuryakin at 8:58am on Tue 16th December 2008.

Come off it mate !!!We are trying to discourage them, not joining the club by the bus load!!

Published by bigmal at 9:02am on Tue 16th December 2008.

Published by Kuryakin at 9:05am on Tue 16th December 2008.

Right, I must go now - off to be interviewed aboot a wee jobbie. (The employment sort, not the sort referred to in the wiping thread).

Published by Kuryakin at 9:08am on Tue 16th December 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 2:24pm on Tue 16th December 2008.

*Takes punishment and watches/listens to "Donald wheres yer troosers."

Published by daggg at 2:27pm on Tue 16th December 2008.

arthurCRS

Published by bigmal at 4:33pm on Fri 19th December 2008.

Duly noted. Thanks for the opportunity to improve my online behaviour Mal.

Published by arthurCRS at 4:35pm on Fri 19th December 2008.

Just learn from the experiance young lady.

Published by bigmal at 4:43pm on Fri 19th December 2008.

daggg...I bet your the type of woman who watches a video on youtube then puts "lol"as a comment.

Published by bigmal at 6:26pm on Sat 20th December 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 6:27pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

ImALady

I`m a lady, lol

Published by daggg at 7:10pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 7:16pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 7:16pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

LOLCat

You have named and shamed me twice Bigmal for one offence. Please name and shame yourself on this thread to rectify this.

Published by daggg at 7:22pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

Bigmal.
I gave you sufficient time to name and shame yourself.

Published by daggg at 9:00pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

Sorry rules forbid this.

Published by bigmal at 9:20pm on Sat 20th December 2008.

Kuryakin

Published by bigmal at 8:14am on Tue 23rd December 2008.

Teresa ..........http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=liPDM7JGRUM

Published by bigmal at 2:25pm on Tue 23rd December 2008.

BloodRap Movement.

This had better have stopped by the new year young girl.

Published by bigmal at 3:50pm on Sun 28th December 2008.

Ah you love it really ya big hun basher.

Published by BloodRap Movement at 4:59pm on Sun 28th December 2008.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 5:45pm on Tue 30th December 2008.

First of the new year.

Batty .....now theres a surprise.

Published by bigmal at 2:58pm on Wed 7th January 2009.

I'm sure I'm due a mention. I slipped a little LOL in there somewhere over the last couple of days.

Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 2:58pm on Wed 7th January 2009.

Did you young man.Jude 1.

Published by bigmal at 3:05pm on Wed 7th January 2009.

Bigmal.
For crimes against the thread `WAN story`. Repetition of the same sentence three times:
Then the simplicity of the moment hit me right between the eyes.

Published by daggg at 4:15pm on Wed 7th January 2009.

Bodicea Bambaataa

Published by bigmal at 2:01pm on Thu 8th January 2009.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 2:03pm on Thu 8th January 2009.

daggg (yet again)

Published by bigmal at 2:04pm on Thu 8th January 2009.

daggg listen young lady if WAN puts up a critter of "that word" I will hold you personally responsible.
I have updated my campaign strategy and have started naming and shaming lolers on youtube as well.

Published by bigmal at 7:38pm on Fri 9th January 2009.

Ed___

Published by bigmal at 7:20pm on Sun 11th January 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 7:21pm on Sun 11th January 2009.

jamesttg and her mother too.

Published by bigmal at 7:39pm on Sun 11th January 2009.

lolipop

I ....I....I dont believe it.
Daggg
Mr Donkey
ArthurCRS -giggle

Published by bigmal at 6:29pm on Mon 12th January 2009.

That took me a while to earn.

Published by arthurCRS at 6:35pm on Mon 12th January 2009.

I ....I....I dont believe it.
Victor Meldrew style.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mLNrLI3OBwg

Published by daggg at 6:35pm on Mon 12th January 2009.

Bigmal x 4

Published by jamesttg at 4:40pm on Tue 13th January 2009.

The worm has turned.

Published by arthurCRS at 4:54pm on Tue 13th January 2009.

Damn. I thought I'd gotten away with it, but Bigmal was just LOLing me into a false sense of security...

Published by ed____ at 10:30pm on Tue 13th January 2009.

Boudicea Bambaataa

Published by bigmal at 4:31pm on Sat 17th January 2009.

LOL :D

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 4:36pm on Sat 17th January 2009.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 6:53pm on Wed 21st January 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 7:09pm on Wed 21st January 2009.

Published by daggg at 8:26pm on Wed 21st January 2009.

MJAllstar

Published by bigmal at 11:24pm on Wed 21st January 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 5:31pm on Sat 24th January 2009.

Boudicea Bambaataa

Published by bigmal at 5:57pm on Sat 24th January 2009.

Kuryakin

Published by bigmal at 6:42pm on Sat 31st January 2009.

Kuryakin

Published by bigmal at 6:42pm on Sat 31st January 2009.

Good - thought I'd been overlooked.

Published by Kuryakin at 10:35pm on Sat 31st January 2009.

payback-s

TO:
The Office of Lord Bigmal
43 Hootenanny Road
Badaidhachadhealaichedeidh
Scotland

Dear Sir,

I write in regards to your well-known "Name and Shame" scheme for dealing with persistent abbreviation abusers in your local community.

After five months of naming and shaming I think we can all agree that your campaign is failing to achieve its stated objectives and I would like to suggest that perhaps the humiliation offered by posting names to a single thread on an obscure Internet message board offers insufficient incentive to encourage offenders to change their ways.

Clearly a more publically visible means of humiliation is called for, and to that end I would like to propose that the Government's recent "Vests of Shame" scheme might be adapted to provide the needed visibility, as suggested in the recent white paper produced by my colleague (attached, JPEG format).

I hope that you will give my proposal due consideration and write back soon with your opinions. In the meantime please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any questions about the proposal.

Yours faithfully, I remain your humble servant &c,

Lord WRONGFELLOW, O.B.E, M.B.E., B.S.E, L.S.D
Founder, The Wrongfellow Institute for Image Abuse

Published by Wrongfellow at 9:58am on Sun 1st February 2009.

That's a supreme post Wrongfellow. hehe. You've brightened my Sunday morning no end. ;D

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 11:09am on Sun 1st February 2009.

seconded :o)

please note absence of *'s MrD ;o)

Published by sooth at 11:49am on Sun 1st February 2009.

kuryakin

Published by bigmal at 5:36pm on Wed 4th February 2009.

daggg x 10 with bells on.

Published by bigmal at 5:36pm on Wed 4th February 2009.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 2:40pm on Sat 7th February 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 2:40pm on Sat 7th February 2009.

Teresa (may your baby grow a beard)

Published by bigmal at 6:54pm on Sun 8th February 2009.

LOL!

Published by Teresa at 6:59pm on Sun 8th February 2009.

How is the little one :o) ?

Published by bigmal at 7:29pm on Sun 8th February 2009.

Fine thank you. She looks like a boy 'tho and has hairy ears. I'm hoping she pretties up as she gets older ;o)

Published by Teresa at 9:28pm on Sun 8th February 2009.

my baby had hairy ears until a couple of weeks ago. She's utterly gorgeous now though... despite looking a lot like her father!

Published by Yorkshire lass at 9:55pm on Sun 8th February 2009.

Boudicea Bambaataa

i'm naming myself, to save you a job, but in no way am i shameful of my actions.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:30pm on Mon 9th February 2009.

Dagg

Published by daggg at 1:50pm on Wed 11th February 2009.

Published by bigmal at 1:53pm on Wed 11th February 2009.

Ed______ yet again,listen buster you better ship up or ship out MrMan.

Published by bigmal at 7:11pm on Tue 17th February 2009.

LOLlipopLady

Noticed a new critter pic on wan today, lol.

Published by daggg at 7:17pm on Tue 17th February 2009.

But but but I do it ironically so it's OK

Published by ed____ at 7:18pm on Tue 17th February 2009.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/features/do-y...

An article in the Independent this morning about Geek Speak aka lolspeak L33t and snark. Spot on in my opinion!

Published by hunts_kopite at 8:31am on Wed 18th February 2009.

Boudicea Bambaataa

Published by bigmal at 12:25pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

fack lolorfff

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:28pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

LOLWORTH

Published by SB___ at 12:31pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

LOL ;)

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:33pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

I past Lolworth the other day on my bike and nearly fell off what with the amount of screaming and all.

Published by bigmal at 12:36pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

LOL (this is a genuine one, rather than a fuck bigmal off LOL)

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:39pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

Dude, LOL is standard internet jargon, you better get used to it.

Published by Dricckens at 10:02pm on Wed 18th February 2009.

iain the pitman

Dricckens - listen hear buster, that abrv is not proper like and should not be used anywhere let alone the internet.

Published by bigmal at 12:45pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

bigmal - "abrv" is not a word.

Published by grabsplatter (not active) at 1:01pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

Maybe he`s going chav on us and misspelt "a bruv".

Published by daggg at 1:17pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 1:46pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

DJ Ohmygod

your doing this on purpose arent you??

Published by bigmal at 5:17pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

roflcopter?

Published by FuriousGeorge at 5:23pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

DJ Ohmygod

your doing this on purpose arent you??

I don't know what you mean :P

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 5:55pm on Thu 19th February 2009.

Bigmal did you say awhile back speeding camera flashed on you on Elizabeth Way bridge. You can check to see if you got caught by camera and if your on latest national database;
http://www.i-database.co.uk/index1.php

Published by daggg at 2:23pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

Cheers Dagg shall check it out.I didnt recieve anything in the post thank god.

Published by bigmal at 2:30pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

No problem Bigmal, happy to help.

Published by daggg at 2:33pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

"your doing this on purpose arent you??"

"You can check to see if you got caught by camera and if your on latest national database"

ffs, It's you're not your. I've seen this error far too much on the interweb recently. It's doing my head in.

*despairs*

Published by mrdonkey (not active) at 2:39pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

Is it right to have * symbol either end of despairs ;-)

Published by daggg at 2:49pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

mrdonkey throwing her toys out the  pram

Your right mrdonkey or should you`re name not be Mr Donkey ?=

You should start a thread to name and shame .It worked for me and Im normal haha woooooooo.

Published by bigmal at 4:03pm on Sat 21st February 2009.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 4:14pm on Sat 21st February 2009.

kirstym

Published by bigmal at 7:05pm on Sun 22nd February 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 11:52pm on Tue 24th February 2009.

Whilst browsing the t`internet found this film for you Bigmal:
http://stagevu.com/video/gblyqfurllzg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOL_(film)

Published by daggg at 11:36am on Mon 2nd March 2009.

m_ss_ng v_w_ls J_D

W_nk_r

Published by bigmal at 4:52pm on Sat 7th March 2009.

LOL

Published by SB___ at 4:54pm on Sat 7th March 2009.

Shouldn`t it Be "L_L"

Published by daggg at 5:02pm on Sat 7th March 2009.

-_--  ___  -_--  !!!

N_t _v_n _n_ t_ny, w_f_r-th_n L__gh __t L__d?

Published by m_ss_ng v_w_ls J_D at 5:24pm on Sat 7th March 2009.

noimg-NV

Is this what J-d's picture posts look like if you're not logged in?

Published by Wrongfellow at 1:53am on Sun 8th March 2009.

L

Published by m_ss_ng v_w_ls J_D at 9:54am on Sun 8th March 2009.

Simon_b

Published by bigmal at 9:11pm on Sun 8th March 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 4:33pm on Wed 25th March 2009.

^^^No dispensation for being a fellow taxi driver then.

Published by daggg at 5:47pm on Wed 25th March 2009.

images16514

what am i being added to this faggot thread for ?

Published by batty (not active) at 12:58am on Thu 26th March 2009.

Because you're a moron.

Published by will_ at 1:23am on Thu 26th March 2009.

Well the word "moron" wouldnt exist if there wasnt any , so im happy to be a "moron"

So what are you a Greb or Emo ?

Published by batty (not active) at 11:41am on Thu 26th March 2009.

focusb

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Published by batty (not active) at 4:32pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

tache2

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Published by Wrongfellow at 6:02pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

omg wtf ? dam thats hot

Published by batty (not active) at 6:16pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

hahahaha!!!

Published by Rocket Dog at 6:18pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

I think he uses it to filter out krill and plankton from the ocean.

It's not easy being green, you know.

Published by Wrongfellow at 6:33pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

I don't know why he doesn't buy tinned plankton from a Chinese supermarket - they catch it using nets put out by ships while whaling. That way, it saves having to use two ships which wastes fuel and causes more air pollution.

Published by John Techno at 6:59pm on Fri 27th March 2009.

Yes, but Chinese plankton is caught in sweatshops, and they send the parents the bill.

Published by Wrongfellow at 12:00am on Sat 28th March 2009.

What's so bad about sweatshops? Do you have any idea how much more expensive clothes would be in H&M if sweatshops were banned?

Published by John Techno at 11:12am on Sat 28th March 2009.

How much does it cost for a litre of sweat to buy from these sweatshops?

Published by daggg at 12:39pm on Sat 28th March 2009.

Jude 1

Published by bigmal at 11:23pm on Tue 31st March 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 11:25pm on Tue 31st March 2009.

Every system needs an enforcer, hey bigmal? LOL.

Published by greenfred (not active) at 11:30pm on Tue 31st March 2009.

LittleMissBoomerang

Published by bigmal at 10:32pm on Mon 6th April 2009.

Yorkshire lass

Published by bigmal at 10:24pm on Tue 7th April 2009.

oi! It wasn't me!

Published by Yorkshire lass at 10:25pm on Tue 7th April 2009.

4

Published by Kuryakin at 10:39pm on Tue 7th April 2009.

Space News

Published by bigmal at 2:00pm on Wed 8th April 2009.

jobird

well

Published by batty (not active) at 2:10pm on Wed 8th April 2009.

knock_down_ginger

Published by bigmal at 5:55pm on Wed 8th April 2009.

re-inventors_1

AFAIC Jack Strawbridge is 6Y

Published by MsSmith (not active) at 10:05pm on Wed 8th April 2009.

LittleMissBoomerang

Published by bigmal at 4:31pm on Fri 10th April 2009.

Wrongfellow

Published by bigmal at 4:55pm on Fri 10th April 2009.

I used to hold it back, because it annoyed people, but i don't care anymore-you are all so mean to me. Lol.

Published by LittleMissBoomerang (not active) at 5:06pm on Fri 10th April 2009.

Fuck sake the newbie must die !!!

devicerandom

Published by bigmal at 7:54pm on Sun 12th April 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 8:07pm on Sun 12th April 2009.

Manda Panda

Naughty man

Published by bigmal at 6:33pm on Tue 14th April 2009.

Or naughty woman from my perspective:-)

Published by Manda Panda at 6:44pm on Tue 14th April 2009.

Your mum....

Published by batty (not active) at 9:09pm on Tue 14th April 2009.

maxmanplus yet again :

Published by bigmal at 12:00am on Fri 17th April 2009.
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Will you send me to the gas chamber for this crime. I beg your humanity.

Published by maxmanpIus at 12:02am on Fri 17th April 2009.

LittleMissBoomerang

Published by bigmal at 10:54am on Fri 17th April 2009.

Bruno S

Published by bigmal at 1:05pm on Sat 18th April 2009.

Clairee

Published by bigmal at 1:06pm on Sat 18th April 2009.

thebnpchap-

Published by bigmal at 1:17pm on Sat 18th April 2009.

Bigmal for putting this url in:
www.cambridge-lol.co.uk

Published by daggg at 1:18pm on Sat 18th April 2009.

Thats just not on young lady!!

Published by bigmal at 1:21pm on Sat 18th April 2009.

'Teresa'

Published by bigmal at 11:46am on Sun 19th April 2009.

ed____

Published by bigmal at 11:06pm on Mon 20th April 2009.

Thought I had immunity from this

Published by ed____ at 11:55pm on Mon 20th April 2009.

Not even sex with a virgin gives you immunity from NAS :p

Published by _____ (not active) at 12:00am on Tue 21st April 2009.

lesleyS x4 -careful young man,Ive got my eye on you.

Published by bigmal at 1:15pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

Danny Sambuca

Published by bigmal at 2:08pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

I'm a woman.

Published by lesleyS at 2:41pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

Me too.

Published by arthurCRS at 2:46pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

So is Bigmal.

Published by Wrongfellow at 2:48pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

I've not seen definitive proof in the pants area, but I know he's not.

Published by lesleyS at 2:58pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

^^^Whats this.

Do I know you LesleyS and why have you been looking at my packet??

Published by bigmal at 3:16pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

Maybe she just wants to know what a Scotsman wears under his kilt?

Published by Wrongfellow at 3:22pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

It will forever remain a mystery.

Published by lesleyS at 4:46pm on Tue 21st April 2009.

TigerChris

Published by bigmal at 10:40pm on Thu 23rd April 2009.

lol

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 12:38am on Fri 24th April 2009.

batty

Published by bigmal at 9:44am on Thu 30th April 2009.

will_

Published by bigmal at 12:17am on Fri 1st May 2009.

yes?

Published by will_ at 12:18am on Fri 1st May 2009.

ed____

Published by bigmal at 5:15pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

lolga

I wonder if Bigmal would refuse a date with LOLga Kurylenko....

Published by ed____ at 5:46pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

Or (in reference to the thread about being born in a different era) if he would have turned down Gina LOLlobrigida.

Incidentally, that reminds me of a story from an old journalist, regarding an interview with the comedian Tommy Trinder.

I can relate it if you wish.

Published by Kuryakin at 10:45pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

More than anything in the world

Published by ed____ at 10:58pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

wtfqq

wut the ....

Published by batty (not active) at 11:05pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

OK - well, this was told to my ex-brother in law who was a journalist, by an older colleague who, when he was a cub reporter on a local paper in the 1950s, aged about 15, was sent to interview Tommy Trinder who was appearing at the local theatre. He asked "Mr Trinder, you've achieved an enormous amount - do you have any unfulfilled ambitions?"

"Yes, son" said Trinder, "One day I want to put my cock in Gina Lollobrigida's mouth and get her to repeat her surname over and over again".

Published by Kuryakin at 11:06pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

tommycockles

We wait.

Published by daggg at 11:09pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

For anyone Austrailian here is a translation ;-]

"u???? ???o pu? ???o ???u?ns ??? ???d?? o? ??? ??? pu? ??no? s,?p????qo??o? ?u?? u? ??o? ?? ?nd o? ?u?? ? ??p ?uo" '??pu??? p??s "uos 's??"

"¿suo???q?? p??????n?un ?u? ???? no? op - ?uno?? sno??ou? u? p??????? ??,no? '??pu??? ??" p??s? ?? ???????? ???o? ??? ?? ?u????dd? s?? o?? ??pu??? ???o? ???????u? o? ?u?s s?? '51 ?noq? p??? 's0591 ??? u? ??d?d ???o? ? uo ????od?? qn? ? s?? ?? u??? 'o?? ?n?????o? ??p?o u? ?q '?s???u?no? ? s?? o?? ??? u? ????o?q-x? ?? o? p?o? s?? s??? '???? - ?o

Published by daggg at 11:46pm on Sun 10th May 2009.

Wrongfellow

Published by bigmal at 5:13pm on Mon 11th May 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 5:13pm on Mon 11th May 2009.

Congratulations on 500 posts on your thread Bigmal, 501 now.

Published by daggg at 5:16pm on Mon 11th May 2009.

Batty

Published by batty (not active) at 5:27pm on Mon 11th May 2009.

barksdale

Published by bigmal at 9:12pm on Wed 13th May 2009.

Yorkshire lass

Published by bigmal at 1:02pm on Sun 17th May 2009.

you're getting a bit predictable bigmal!

Published by Yorkshire lass at 1:04pm on Sun 17th May 2009.

So why use the dreaded "lo,,," thing then?

Published by bigmal at 1:06pm on Sun 17th May 2009.

It was required.

Published by Yorkshire lass at 1:23pm on Sun 17th May 2009.

Published by lesleyS at 1:11am on Tue 19th May 2009.

Christ almighty, I dont believe it.

Published by bigmal at 1:19am on Tue 19th May 2009.

Published by Manda Panda at 9:58am on Tue 19th May 2009.

WADCO!

Published by Margaret Scratcher at 12:29pm on Tue 19th May 2009.

pob74

Published by bigmal at 6:05pm on Tue 19th May 2009.

bigsoulstew

Published by bigmal at 10:56am on Wed 20th May 2009.

will_

Published by bigmal at 1:29pm on Sun 24th May 2009.

Published by daggg at 1:16am on Tue 26th May 2009.

just in case the bugger tries to delete it:

takeaway fail

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Ordered a curry about 25 minutes ago, in the knowledge that the other half would be home with cash in about 30 minutes. Curry house said they'd be 30-40 minutes, but guess who turned up first! Cue a rather embarrassed me asking if the delivery bloke wanted to wait or if we could drop the money round tomorrow. He opted to go away and take the curry with him :-(

Published by Yorkshire lass at 12:13am on Tue 26th May 2009. Viewed 37 times.
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Cant blame him really. Have youy tried phoning the takeaway again ?

Published by bigmal at 12:45am on Tue 26th May 2009.

They did return the food when I rang them to say the boys with the money had arrived. It was exceedingly embarrassing for me though, especially as I'd timed it all so precisely to avoid such a mishap.

Published by Yorkshire lass at 12:54am on Tue 26th May 2009.

LoL

Published by bigmal at 1:12am on Tue 26th May 2009.

WTF!!! ^^^^^^^

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 1:27am on Tue 26th May 2009.

Published by Boudicea Bambaataa at 1:29am on Tue 26th May 2009.

Oh, the irony :p

Published by _____ (not active) at 1:34am on Tue 26th May 2009.

Whats this. Sabotage !!

Published by bigmal at 5:39pm on Tue 26th May 2009.

lol!

Published by Yorkshire lass at 5:40pm on Tue 26th May 2009.

hoisted by your own petard!

Published by marcosthebubble at 5:41pm on Tue 26th May 2009.

Yorkshire lass

Published by bigmal at 5:41pm on Tue 26th May 2009.

bigmal

Published by Space News at 10:23pm on Sun 7th June 2009.

^^^^Whats this

Published by bigmal at 11:26pm on Sun 7th June 2009.

I dont really ever know how to comfortably type the laughing gesture corre ctly.

Published by Space News at 11:28pm on Sun 7th June 2009.

idiot

Published by Space News at 1:04am on Mon 8th June 2009.

Teresa

Published by bigmal at 11:47pm on Tue 9th June 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 4:54pm on Thu 11th June 2009.

Last few weeks you have commited the LOL crime . Kettle, pot, black ;-]

Published by daggg at 6:39pm on Thu 11th June 2009.

DJ Ohmygod

Published by bigmal at 12:08am on Thu 18th June 2009.

daggg

Published by bigmal at 1:46pm on Fri 19th June 2009.

;-] j/k

Published by arthurCRS at 1:47pm on Fri 19th June 2009.

I've only just got what j/k is. Is there a diktionary for these things?

Published by _____ (not active) at 3:22pm on Fri 19th June 2009.

Published by daggg at 3:31pm on Fri 19th June 2009.

LOL is in the list funnily enuff.

Published by daggg at 3:57pm on Fri 19th June 2009