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Milton Stinks Of Shit.

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Just think what it must be like to have to live in such a place.
Like an after-thought on the edge of Cambridge!
The one saving grace is the Elgoods Pub, the rest is nothing!

Published by brenda (not active) at 8:21am on Fri 14th March 2008. Viewed 42,438 times.

the chinese takeaway there is pretty nice

Published by Rob S at 9:24am on Fri 14th March 2008.

It's been raining, what do they expect. Did they not notice the massive great sewage treatment works when they moved there?

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 9:26am on Fri 14th March 2008.

its stunk for weeks. i always wonder if its me then realise i'm at the same place on the a14 again.

Published by iain the pitman at 9:29am on Fri 14th March 2008.

You should stick your head in one of the skips full of rag and grit on the inlet, then you'd know stink.

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 9:30am on Fri 14th March 2008.

I'm sure many moons ago the chip shop in Milton was called Jaws... which used to amuse me until I ate something from there and it wasn't very funny at all.

Published by ababoonsass at 9:36am on Fri 14th March 2008.

I live in Milton and I haven't smelt anything sewer-wise at all

Published by chelleywithac (not active) at 12:43pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

People from Milton always say that.

Published by brenda (not active) at 12:59pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

I also live in Milton and I cycle across the cycle bridge (right near the sewage works) every day and I can only smell it sometimes.

Published by Spacefrog at 1:12pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

Yer..... They all say that.
You can even see the haze above Milton from Outa Space.

Published by brenda (not active) at 1:15pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

Feck em .You used to be able to get an all day breaky at the the milton tesco now its costa coffee .The bastards they deserve to live in shit .

Published by bigmal at 5:04pm on Fri 14th March 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 5:06pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

The smell is absolutly discusting when traveling past the cycle bridge on the A14

Published by batty (not active) at 5:28pm on Fri 14th March 2008.

God yes .I detoured especially to have a whiff .God last time I smelt something that bad was when I was playing with my cat after he had eaten...oh god not again.......terrible smell it really was .

Published by bigmal at 4:49pm on Sat 15th March 2008.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 4:51pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

*I live in Milton and I haven't smelt anything sewer-wise at all*

Not possible Chelley, simply not possible, unless of course you have a sniffer problem.
It's stunk for more years than I cam remember on and off. Obviously sometimes worse than others.

Published by Bozee (not active) at 6:05pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

Do you people know what sewage is?

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 6:40pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

its like lots of intense sewing,
sewage init ;)

Published by adele (not active) at 6:55pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

:)

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 6:56pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

If anyone is bothered about the pong, here are some instructions on how to complain:

http://www.miltonvillage.org.uk/pong.html

Personally I don't notice it often enough to be bothered, but maybe I am subconsciously filtering it out or something.

Published by Spacefrog at 7:10pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

Milton never smells of shit, That's what Anglia Water Authoriry claims....Now and then a little.......hmm, odour...But 99% of the time no one would know they have an effluent plant there.....

Published by greggfall at 8:45pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

And my dick is made of chocolate....

Published by greggfall at 8:46pm on Sat 15th March 2008.

Milton never smells of shit, That's what Anglia Water Authoriry claims....Now and then a little.......hmm, odour...But 99% of the time no one would know they have an effluent plant there.....

I often go to Milton in the course of my work - at least half of these times it smells of shit. I also often notice a faecal stench as I drive past Milton on the A14. Clearly, these events always coincide with the 1% of time when there is an odour. What are the odds on that??!!

Published by Kuryakin at 12:53pm on Sun 16th March 2008.

And my dick is made of chocolate....

now that would make for an enjoyable Steak & Blowjob Day

Published by katemac at 1:05pm on Sun 16th March 2008.

I work on Cambridge Sewage Treatment Works and sometimes it smells of sewage. I don't find this surprising.

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 1:31pm on Sun 16th March 2008.

i see the shit has floated to the top. oh well, i tried :)

Published by adele (not active) at 2:03pm on Sun 16th March 2008.

And my dick is made of chocolate....

now that would make for an enjoyable Steak & Blowjob Day

That's disgusting!

(I'm a veggie).

Published by Kuryakin at 2:17pm on Sun 16th March 2008.

I smelled light sewerage saturday morning for the first time. It was nothing to write home about.

I can assure you it IS possible that I hadn't smelled any up to that point because the fact is, I didn't.

Published by chelleywithac (not active) at 11:27am on Mon 17th March 2008.

Sewerage is the collective term for a system of sewers. Sewage is what you smell.

[/pedant]

Published by DJ Ohmygod at 11:33am on Mon 17th March 2008.

reminisces ... The Destructors - 'Sewage Worker'

on a continuing punk off-topic-age theme i noticed that Discharge are playing in Aberdeen at the end of the week

Published by adele (not active) at 11:36am on Mon 17th March 2008.

i never notice the smell when i'm in milton coz i'm usually stood near a hinson.

Published by Arthur Green (not active) at 11:41am on Mon 17th March 2008.

"Sewage worker"... geez, I'll be cranking out "Yorkshire ripper" later on...

Discharge are not really the same without Cal on vocals... they've got Rat (Varukers) at present and he has taken some stick and received some praise.

http://www.punkhost.org/forum/read.php?bid=1&mid=122314

Published by ababoonsass at 12:16pm on Mon 17th March 2008.

Published by Priority 23 at 12:20pm on Tue 11th October 2016.

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