Jordan and Peter Andre must die.

Have a look at the cover of the latest issue of OK! magazine and then tell me different.

Peter Andre is Jordan's 3rd favourite tit and 2nd favourite c**t.

(credit to Simon Amstell on that one).

Reminds me of this genius set of reviews http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World-Katie-Price-Peter/dp/B000JU8FXK/re...

Oh come on people .Jordan and Andre are making a valid point here ...
http://www.ok.co.uk/current.html?cart=11902985611904304
WE`D NEVER LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ON THEIR OWN .
Now this too the common man might look like a holier than thou dig at the terrible parenting by Britain's most hated couple the Mccanns or the McCants as they should be known if you ask me .
but it is not .
if you read the article it is actually telling us about the new creche at Stringfellows Night Club .
A new service in which a newly pregnant Jordan can leave her 35 children safety in the cloakroom while she and Andre get sloshed and find people to join them later in that nights orgy back in the mansion .
such great people .

How delightful to see them posing with their one healthy child, whilst the retarded one is nowhere to be seen. Presumably now that these media whores have the perfect baby, the other one can be raised by a succession of nurses, out of sight of the cameras. He might not be left on his own, but I doubt he's going to be seeing much of his mother either. Lucky fella.

I thought they had 2 healthy kids and it's just the eldest (not by Andre child) that has severe illnesses?

hey pob74 i dont think that the first kid will be "seeing" much of Jordan even if he was sat next to her ...(runs away hiding)