i went pike fishing today

and i caught a lovely 2lb jack and looked at lots of lovely girls bottoms .
does anyone else on wan enjoy fishing .

im off this weekend some point , maybe cam , maybe ouse.

oooh want some company .i have some beers .

I may indeed like some company , will decide 2mw what im up to.

pike or carp .Matt R this is the question

Pike. always pike , some perch and zander too. (ps i am General lee)

oh oh i have never caught a zander ,would love t catch one though .so you are general lee then eh . so why the duel identity ???

Matt r is for talkig shite on wan.

General lee is or talking band related shite on msn,.

Do you eat your pike?

I have to say, I don't "get" fishing unless it's for food purposes.

Otherwise it's a bit like taking children from a playground, putting them in your van for a few hours, dropping them off later. No harm done. Carry on. It's sport.

MURDERER

So if you eat the children it's okay?

It's common practice in Latvia.

not fish children or any children

Fish children... in breadcrumbs or batter?

COOOOEEEE brenda want to come fishing love .maybe you`d like to bring along a hypodermic needle and stab fishermen ,that's what you lot do isn't it

did you go Pikey fishing and catch yourself?

HO HO Hilarious that reely is funny .zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ooh oh oh i went pike fishing down lode way ,just got back.didnt catch but lots of surface movement .i think i caught sight of a barbel . i dont think it was the place you were on about Mr Pel (horrible man ) but still a nice spot .hey Matt R have you decided what your doing yet ??

oooooh ijust got back frqm a few hours down elizabeth way .i caught a lovely 15lb baby i called "Brenda" and i also looked at lots of pretty girls bottoms .
oo oo i love fishing .

wow what a late afternoon fishing sesh that was .i netted four big pike and reeled in two that got away at the last mo . i had plenty of bites and two lures had their tails bitten off .best two hours fishing I've had in a long time .

Ach, I hate the water so I tend to go Woods fishing and yesterday I tortured a Stoat for an hour then decapitated a rabbit with a rusty blunt knife... threw 'em back in the bushes and went home feeling like a man. Hurting animals is fun... every up 'n' coming serial killer has a talent for it.

I guess with fishing you have other men to be near and chat up and compare lengths with... as my gay friend said; "You can really reel in a few lonely men by standing on the banks of a river and playing with yourself".

Nice fish Bigmal!

I love fishing, esspecially sea fishing, but there is just one thing that annoys the hell outa me....for example the lake at the very top of Histon Road, on the back of the holiday Inn full of fisherman and as a result the place has turned into a shit hole.

Now in my opinion these mofos arnt real fisherman, any real fisherman respects mother nature and looks after the rivers/lakes they fish on, but at this paticular spot people leave an absolute shed load of empty beer tins, left over disposable barbys, tesco bags knotted up and full of crap, and nearby you have loads of breeding swans n geese dammit.

So if your going fishing clean up all your rubbish after!!! I walk my dog on this lake all the time and often end up picking up loads of crap and stuffing it in the bins at the end of my walk, being the nature lover that i am, its soooo bloody lazy.

Picking up rubbish is a noble thing...
But it wont save you against the Mighty Whitebait Of Justice.
Fishing is after all Fish Murder!

change the record brenda

Never... The Mighty Whitebait Of Justice. will get all fish killers and their supporters

"A Lumberjack's Ode to fishermen"

"I'm a fisherman and I'm OK. I play with my little worm all day,
I sit on the bank and I dip it in, there's something dribbling down my chin,
My line goes stiff and my rod it bows, there's something dribbling down my nose

I get excited when I reel it in, I'm gonna measure it from fin to fin,
It's wet and it's scaly and it smells of fish, wanna see it spread-eagled on my dish
I show my friends along the bank, they're happy for me, especially Frank

I'm a fisherman and I'm OK, I hang around with other men all day
I bait their hooks and I film their catch, we measure each other to find the perfect match
We let them go at the end of the day, cause we're not hunters, we're just gay."

So your part of the thugs that beat up fishermen and throw them in the river then Brenda ?

No, that's the fairground pikeys.

hey Matt R .did you g out to participate in our glorious sport at the weekend .

hey floyd yeah mate that fecks me off as well .especially when its anglers .i get really pissed at people littering and have had strong words with a few folk .what fecks me off even more are the fucking kids around fen rd .a couple of days ago these kids came up and started telling me that
A/ i was fishing in the wrong place
B/ my net was too big
c/ i was useing the wrong type of lure
by this time my cheeck is beginning to twich and my hand was rapidly becoming a fist .i dont normally swear at children but by god they felt my wrath . i wouldent be surprised if they dont speak to another fisherman for a few years . i dont know what the law would make of it if i threw a couple of children in the river .

Matt R, your suggestions are wank

I didn't suggest anything.

other than your possible one tracked mind.

I quote you "So your part of the thugs that beat up fishermen and throw them in the river then Brenda ?"
You suggest I would do such a thing, Your comment above is a lie.
The case rests.

go on Matt R get in there .

well im glad we cleard that up ./

Mal , good work on the pike mate , sorry i did't get back to you had a very busy weekend.

soon i hope to wet a line.

Mal goes fishing = an event. ("n. 1. Something that takes place; an occurrence." answers.com)

Therefore this is an event chat.

:-)

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