KIDNEY FOR SALE (0 Rh negative)
I have my kidney for sale.In fact i want to donate but i have serious money problems.My blood type is 0 Rh (-) negative.I am healty and have no serious illness before also no genetic problems in the family.I live in Turkey and people interested in have to come here for the transplantation because i have no money to go abroad.We can do the tests and the transplantation in a private hospital.I ask 100.000 Euro for my kidney and you have to guarantee the money before the transplantation.You can reach me from serkan299@yahoo.com .After sending a mail i can give you my phone number also but first i have to believe you.Have nice and healthy days…
Published by serkan at 8:32pm on Wed 25th October 2006. Viewed 8,648 times.
I'll give you 50p. As long as you send it to me recorded delivery.
Published by Robadob at 8:36pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
2 packets of walkers and a banjo
Published by Matt R at 8:44pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
2 packets of walkers and a banjo
Tsk, the man's desperate enough to advertise his kidney over the internet, and all you can do is take the piss.
Published by Robadob at 8:46pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
I've got a whole tin of em in the cupboard! [/hilarious gag]
Published by Mattstep at 8:46pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
> Have nice and healthy days…
Same to you fella...
Published by Smithy at 8:50pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
Im sorry but i though a banjo was a step up on 50p ;o)
ok ok i give in to the pressure , one of the packets is smokey bacon !
Published by Matt R at 8:50pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
Wheat Crunchies? He's got to give in if they're Wheat Crunchies.
Published by Smithy at 9:06pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
i'll go wheat crunchies
Published by Matt R at 9:40pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
I'll see your wheat crunchies, and I'll raise you a packet of pickled onion Monster Munches!!
Published by Foxysmasher at 9:55pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
damn thee woman !
ok i'll go 1 wheat crunchies , one monster munch and i'll raise you a scampi and lemon !"
Published by Matt R at 10:05pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
I shall trump your tasty trio with a truly terrific Turkey & Paxo Stuffing ltd edition Walker's! :oP
Published by Foxysmasher at 10:07pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
Swine !
i shall attack back with a packet of hedgehog flavoured corn snacks !
Published by Matt R at 11:07pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
> I'll see your wheat crunchies, and I'll raise you a packet of pickled onion Monster Munches!!
String bets are unethical and illegal! I can't believe you would try that just to get the kidney!
http://www.homepokertourney.com/string-bets.htm
[ edit: replaced original URL with better one ]
Published by strangelights at 11:42pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 11:44pm on Wed 25th October 2006.
Oooh - have you got some onions as well? I feel like having a fry up right now, mebbe with some chips.
Published by rishistar at 12:27am on Thu 26th October 2006.
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Published by Janeyferr (not active) at 1:11am on Thu 26th October 2006.
Guys, that's one rare blood type he's got there. Don't insult him with your feeble offers. We're in family-size multipack territory now.
Published by Matt H at 7:51am on Thu 26th October 2006.
ill take the kidney
Published by flying_banana at 1:37pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
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Published by actionfist (not active) at 1:39pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
not so keen on kidney.
liver, though, now you're talking.
Published by Itchen Ferry (not active) at 1:41pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
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Published by actionfist (not active) at 1:45pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
Cheek as well? I'm in.
Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 1:48pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
i say we slaughter him and smear our naked bodies with his blood and offal.
that'll learn him.
Published by Itchen Ferry (not active) at 1:48pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
I'm out again... Now where's that Patrick Bateman when you need him? That sounds like just his kind of scene...
Published by Jude 1 (not active) at 1:49pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
Or mine *sounds of chainsaw starting*
*dons mask of flayed skin*
Published by General lee at 3:14pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
if hes selling a kidney on a co.uk site, why is he offering euros? i say we sacrafice the kidney in a satanic ritural, that'll be fun
Published by mad_man_jac at 3:19pm on Fri 10th November 2006.
Are you in debt? Do you need to raise cash for health care
costs or paying debts or in a state of financial breakdown? Wait! Consider
selling your kidney as an Option. If you wish to sell your kidney
today. Message us immediately.
A kidney is bought for a maximum amount of $709,000.00 US Dollars.
The National foundation is currently buying healthy kidney.
My name is Dr Michael steve., am a Nephrologist in the kidney National hospital.
Our Hospital is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of
kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Canada, UK, Turkey, USA,
Malaysia, South Africa etc. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate
to contact us via Email: kokilabenhospital12@gmail.com
Need Geniune Donors
Waiting for your responds….
Best Regards….
Dr Michael steve.
Contact number:+917028463803
kokilabenhospital12@gmail.com
Published by michael steve at 7:11pm on Tue 2nd February 2016.
Stake is illegal in India, but kidney clearly isn't...
Published by Priority 23 at 12:43pm on Wed 3rd February 2016.
I thought it might be nice treat for the ferrets, but 100k Euros is a bit steep.
Published by John Techno at 2:26pm on Wed 3rd February 2016.
Well... when Dr Michael Steve of Kokilaben Hospital does a kidney transplant, surely he must end up with a manky old kidney to get rid of?
Published by Wrongfellow at 2:35pm on Wed 3rd February 2016.
I believe those ones get bagged up and sold to the donner kebab industry.
Published by John Techno at 4:11pm on Wed 3rd February 2016.
I read somewhere that they don't always remove the old kidney and that some people have 3 or 4 kidneys inside them.
Published by pan-pan at 12:52pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
What happens if they die? How do the doctors tell the difference between the good ones which can go to donors and the knackered ones which should be incinerated?
Published by Wrongfellow at 12:54pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
Damn I probably read that on Ebaums so they didn't go into much details. Could also be bullshit, Ebaums are not usually quoted in New Scientist.
But yeah, good question!
Published by pan-pan at 1:04pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
Apparently kidneys are in a very inaccessible location in the body and it is a major big deal to get one out. New kidneys are put in a nice, convenient location in the pelvis, easy to get to.
So I guess you'd know which is the old/new due to their location.
Published by pan-pan at 1:14pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
Wrongfellow, how come you're ignoring 1052 users? Is that even possible?
Published by pan-pan at 1:16pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
A few years ago I wrote a script to systematically ignore 1337 users for me, because I thought it was about time I tried ignoring people to see what it felt like, and because 1337 is a very magical number.
I'm not sure why it's gone down so far. I've had to un-ignore one or two people, but not that many.
Published by Wrongfellow at 2:38pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
Apparently kidneys are in a very inaccessible location in the body and it is a major big deal to get one out. New kidneys are put in a nice, convenient location in the pelvis, easy to get to.
That makes sense, actually. Rather than trying to untangle the intestines to get to a non-functioning but otherwise healthy kidney, just bodge a new one on wherever it will fit and leave the old one alone.
What do they do when your pelvis is full? Do you end up with some kind of colostomy bag to keep your extra kidneys in?
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:11pm on Fri 26th February 2016.
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So recently I found myself in need of a new kidney. I did a bit of research and it turns out €100k is a total rip-off - I went round the back of the butcher's on Mill Road (the one that accepts bitcoins) and asked if they could do me one on the cheap, and went away with a bag of six for a couple of quid.
I'm just having a few beers, then I'm going to get the carving knife and whack 'em in. Chances are if I connect them all up to whichever pipes I find in there, one of them will be in the right place. What's the worst that could happen?
Published by John Techno at 9:43pm on Sat 27th February 2016.
Best to leave them in the fridge for a couple of weeks first, like this guy did: http://news.sky.com/story/836258/cyclist-taken-ill-after-bad-blood-tra...
Published by Wrongfellow at 5:20pm on Sun 28th February 2016.
Ah, the great Riccardo Ricco. I'm a big fan. He's banned from competition until 2024, which - since he's currently 32 - means we're pretty unlikely to see him race at top level again!
Published by John Techno at 7:05pm on Sun 28th February 2016.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 7:07pm on Sun 28th February 2016.
Are you in debt? Do you need to raise cash for health care
costs or paying debts or in a state of financial breakdown? Wait! Consider selling your kidney as an Option. If you wish to sell your kidney today. Message us immediately.
A kidney is bought for a maximum amount of $208,000.00US Dollars. The National foundation is currently buying healthy kidney. My name is Dr Paul Michael, am a Nephrologist in the kidney National hospital. Columbia Asia Hospital is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Canada, UK, Turkey, USA, Malaysia, South Africa etc. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate to contact us via Email : columbiaasiahospital35@gmail.com
Need Geniune Donors
Waiting for your responds….
Best Regards
Dr Paul Michael
Contact: +91-8867088921
Published by Dr Paul Michael at 5:51am on Fri 1st April 2016.
Waiting for your responds….
Bog off you vampire,,,,,,,
Published by Priority 23 at 8:57am on Fri 1st April 2016.
Do you take brains?
Published by Wrongfellow at 1:12pm on Fri 1st April 2016.
This could have been a more interesting plotline on the latest season of House of Cards than the liver transplant/dead guy's wife relationship thing that was, along the lines of 'Sympathy for Mr Vengeance'
Published by foolscap (not active) at 1:41pm on Fri 1st April 2016.
This is the Conservative vision for the NHS seems to be to reduce it to a loose confederation of organ harvesters of the poor to give to the rich. Everything else will have been harvested and given to the rich.
Published by randomandtwisted at 9:28pm on Wed 20th April 2016.
First kidneys, and now passports.
Given enough time and money, surely one day it will be possible to construct some kind of WANkenstein's Monster.
Published by Wrongfellow at 10:11pm on Wed 20th April 2016.
Dear Sir/Madam, DAVE GRAY HOSPITAL IS IN NEED OF kidney any interested person should contact us As we have a lot of patients who are here for kidney transplant,Are you seeking for an opportunity to sell your kidney for money due to financial break down and we shall offer you $220,000.00 USD for your Kidney. My name is Doctor Luwiss Morris. email: (luwiss.morris@gmail.com) Phone: +917411369891
Published by uzoka at 3:42am on Thu 12th May 2016.
Published by Priority 23 at 8:58am on Thu 12th May 2016.
It's interesting how the price of a kidney reached $709,000 back in February, but has since fallen.
If this happens often, it might be worth investing in a few.
Published by Wrongfellow at 8:46pm on Thu 12th May 2016.
We are urgently in need of kidney donors for the sum of $220,000.00 USD, contact us now on (+917411369891) or luwiss.morris@gmail.com
Published by LUWISS at 2:31pm on Tue 17th May 2016.
Forgot your password?
Published by Wrongfellow at 9:51pm on Tue 17th May 2016.
Dear Dr Morris,
Unfortunately I am unable to sell my kidneys for the sum of 20 million dollars. However, I'll let you suck me off for a tenner.
With love,
Pan-Pan
Published by pan-pan at 9:11am on Wed 18th May 2016.
We are urgently in need of kidney donors for the sum of $220,000.00 USD, Contact Dr. luwiss now on email for more details. (luwiss.morris@gmail.com) or call +917411369891
Published by LUWISS at 4:58am on Sat 28th May 2016.
Dear Sir/Madam, DAVE GRAY HOSPITAL IS IN NEED OF kidney any interested person should contact us As we have a lot of patients who are here for kidney transplant,Are you seeking for an opportunity to sell your kidney for money due to financial break down and we shall offer you $220,000.00 USD for your Kidney. My name is Doctor Luwiss Morris. email: (luwiss.morris@gmail.com) Phone: +919036544097
Published by LUWISS at 4:10am on Wed 1st June 2016.
Luwiss Morris...... What if you drink 12 bottles of single malt a day, am i still a contender?
Published by Priority 23 at 8:55am on Wed 1st June 2016.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 12:14pm on Wed 1st June 2016.
Here comes an Affordable way that will change your life for ever, Candler Hospital Savannah India,are urgently in need of (SPERM DONORS ONLY INDIA CITIZENS CAN APPLY.) for the sum of $100,000.00 USD, Contact Dr.Jame Francis. now on email for more details.(fjames076@gmail.com ) or call: +919036544071
Published by LUWISS at 11:18pm on Sun 5th June 2016.
This reply has been edited, last edit at 1:23am on Fri 24th June 2016.
Here comes an Affordable way that will change your life for ever, Candler Hospital Savannah India,are urgently in need of (SPERM DONORS ONLY INDIA CITIZENS CAN APPLY.) for the sum of $100,000.00 USD, Contact Dr.Jame Francis. now on email for more details.(fjames076@gmail.com ) or call: +919036544071
Published by LUWISS at 1:23am on Fri 24th June 2016.
Do you want to buy a Kidney or you want to sell your
kidney? Are you
seeking for an opportunity to sell your kidney for money
due to financial break down and you don’t know what to
do, then contact us today and we shall offer you good
amount of money for your Kidney. My name is Doctor DAGAMA,
am a
Nephrologist in PREMIER MEDICAID INTERNATIONAL. Our clinic is
specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with
buying
and transplantation of kidneys with a living an
corresponding donor.
We are located in Indian, Nigeria, Turkey, S, USA, Malaysia.
If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t
hesitate to contact us via email.
Email: premiermedicaidinternacional@yandex.com
Best Regards
Dr DAGAMA.
Published by drdagama at 6:06am on Sat 25th June 2016.
I'm starting to find this thread a bit boring.
Published by Wrongfellow at 11:54pm on Sat 25th June 2016.
You're not kidneying.....
Published by Priority 23 at 12:06pm on Mon 27th June 2016.
Oh, that's an offal pun.
Published by John Techno at 12:41am on Tue 28th June 2016.
I try to deLiver
Published by Priority 23 at 8:52am on Tue 28th June 2016.
these guys Organ-isation leaves a lot to be desired
Published by foolscap (not active) at 11:32am on Tue 28th June 2016.
I've had about as much of this thread that i can stomach
Published by Priority 23 at 8:46am on Wed 29th June 2016.
Let's cut to the heart of it: these puns are a load of tripe.
Published by Wrongfellow at 10:42am on Wed 29th June 2016.
we aorta try harder
Published by Priority 23 at 12:20pm on Wed 29th June 2016.
If we did, maybe we'd be able to de*liver* better examples.
Published by John Techno at 12:43pm on Wed 29th June 2016.
this type of stuff be*lungs* in the graveyard
Published by foolscap (not active) at 1:06pm on Wed 29th June 2016.
Alas I fear your warnings are in-vein.
Published by Priority 23 at 2:08pm on Wed 29th June 2016.
That'spleen to see.
Published by Wrongfellow at 10:48am on Thu 30th June 2016.
Can't help thinking the appendix to this thread will be a bit more spam
Published by foolscap (not active) at 3:52pm on Thu 30th June 2016.
Only in En-gland.
Published by Wrongfellow at 5:02pm on Thu 30th June 2016.
Are you in debt? Do you need to raise cash for health care
costs or paying debts or in a state of financial breakdown? Wait! Consider selling your kidney as an Option. If you wish to sell your kidney today. Message us immediately.
A kidney is bought for a maximum amount of $208,000.00US Dollars. The National foundation is currently buying healthy kidney. My name is Dr Paul Michael, am a Nephrologist in the kidney National hospital. Columbia Asia Hospital is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Canada, UK, Turkey, USA, Malaysia, South Africa etc. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate to contact us via Email : columbiaasiahospital35@gmail.com
Need Geniune Donors
Waiting for your responds….
Best Regards
Dr Paul Michael
Contact: +91-8867088921
Published by Dr Paul Michael at 7:00am on Wed 13th July 2016.
Are you in debt? Do you need to raise cash for health care
costs or paying debts or in a state of financial breakdown? Wait! Consider selling your kidney as an Option. If you wish to sell your kidney today. Message us immediately.
A kidney is bought for a maximum amount of $600,000.00US Dollars. The National foundation is currently buying healthy kidney. My name is Dr Ben, am a Nephrologist in the kidney National hospital. Apollo Hospital is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Canada, UK, Turkey, USA, Malaysia, South Africa etc. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate to contact us via Email : apollohospital62@gmail.com
Need Geniune Donors
Waiting for your responds….
Best Regards
Dr Ben
Contact: +91-8867088921
Published by Dr Paul Michael at 8:35am on Sat 23rd July 2016.
Are you in debt? Do you need to raise cash for health care
costs or paying debts or in a state of financial breakdown? Wait! Consider selling your kidney as an Option. If you wish to sell your kidney today. Message us immediately.
A kidney is bought for a maximum amount of $600,000.00US Dollars. The National foundation is currently buying healthy kidney. My name is Dr Ben, am a Nephrologist in the kidney National hospital. Apollo Hospital is specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with buying and transplantation of kidneys with a living an corresponding donor. We are located in Indian, Canada, UK, Turkey, USA, Malaysia, South Africa etc. If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t hesitate to contact us via Email : apollohospital62@gmail.com
Need Geniune Donors
Waiting for your responds….
Best Regards
Dr Ben
Contact: +91-8867088921
Published by Dr Ben at 3:03am on Sun 7th August 2016.
Welcome to Dave Gray Hospital Humanitarian Program, designed to provide participants with support that empowers people, activities and services that address the increasingly complex human needs and assistance that eases the stress of living hardship condition. Donate kidney for the needy and get a valuable returns of 89,00,000.00 Rs and you will save a life. Dr. Amar Ahirwar. Tel/Whatsaap: +91-80507-736-51. e-mail, davegrayhospitaldelhi@gmail.com Visit our website for more information, davegrayhospital.weeby.com
Published by davegrayhospitaldelh at 8:57pm on Sat 13th August 2016.
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Published by Dr jerry (not active) at 8:55pm on Mon 19th September 2016.
"Dr jerry" (lowercase "j") sounds like he'd be incredibly patronising doesn't he? I think Dr Ben would have a much better bedside manner.
Also: spammers, will you please fuck off? Though at least they are only doing it in one thread, not creating new ones.
Published by Silent Rob at 6:09am on Tue 20th September 2016.
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Published by Dr jerry (not active) at 8:26am on Mon 17th October 2016.
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Published by Dr jerry (not active) at 8:34am on Mon 17th October 2016.
Also: spammers, will you please fuck off?
Agreed. I hate deleting stuff.
Published by Wrongfellow at 1:13pm on Tue 18th October 2016.
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Published by Asher68 (not active) at 11:07pm on Thu 27th October 2016.
Do you want to buy a Kidney or you want to sell your
kidney? Are you
seeking for an opportunity to sell your kidney for money
due to financial break down and you don’t know what to
do, then contact us today and we shall offer you good
amount of money for your Kidney. My name is Doctor Greg,
am a
Nephrologist in PREMIER MEDICAID INTERNATIONAL. Our clinic is
specialized in Kidney Surgery and we also deal with
buying
and transplantation of kidneys with a living an
corresponding donor.
We are located in Indian, Nigeria, Turkey, Italy, USA, Malaysia.
If you are interested in selling or buying kidney’s please don’t
hesitate to contact us via email.
Email: premiermedicaidinternacional@yandex.com
Best Regards
Dr Greg.
Published by drgreg at 8:03am on Wed 21st December 2016.
It's very nice of these spammers to post all of this on one thread, rather than starting 50 new ones. Very considerate, thank you Dr Greg.
Published by Silent Rob at 9:37am on Wed 21st December 2016.
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